Funniest chat ups?

[Kellie]

Ok, being a married woman its not something that happens often, what is your funniest chat up??

Today I had an American guy pop buy to pick and and pay for something he rang up through the for sale ads - it was a clothes horse/dryer!

well a few hours later he rang me back - excuse me as I am still laughing now!!! He said 'Kellie, its Jonathon, The clothes horse don't work....'

'I'm like, Oh, have you tried the clip, I am really sorry...'

He said, 'Yeah, I tried the saddle but it wont move...'

'Me, oh bring it back then, sorry..'

Then I realised what he said and started laughing LOL

He then asked if I was married cos I was cute I have never laughed so much in all my life!!

[StromasDragon]

Awwwww lol was he cute? got to love an accent

[Kellie]

he was about 40 LMAO

[alexr]

A geeky bloke once tried to chat me up at a formal dinner thing by twanging his trouser braces and saying "Oh, I bet you find that attractive don't you?" I was trying sooo hard not to laugh ;D

[Lucinda]

one creep once said to me that his wife had no right to complain at anything he did as she had had the greatest honour - having his kids!

[alexr]

Euuuurgghhh - what a slimeball!