Limericks!!

[kellyandpiggies]

Good clean ones.. I do have loads or rude ones too, but they wont be posted! ;) ;)

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

Mrs Player xx

[Michele]

lol

[kellyandpiggies]

in need of a pick me up!!

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

Mrs Player xx

[kellyandpiggies]

There once was a man named Paul
Who went to a costume ball
He thought he would risk it
and go as a biscuit
but, a dog ate him up in the hall

[kellyandpiggies]

In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat

[claire]

lol there really good ;D

Love
Claire
x