A Christmas Present for my Slave by Ruby

[Swissgreys]

I decided this year the my little slave (the good one) deserves a present.
So I have been working very hard on my memoirs - I have realised that I have so much to offer I really should write a book.
So I did.
It is a very unique and special book (rather like me) and will be printed in a run of 1.
I know I can trust the little slave to treasure it forever, and tonight I am proud to say I made my deadline.
My book is done - 40 glorious pages of my advice, insight and wisdom.

 

[rp1993]

It sounds like a very emotional Read Ruby, I’m sure little slave will be touched by your gesture!

 

[Betsy]

Will you be allowing the forum to read your words of wisdom Ruby in a mini series?

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Oh Ruby, we want to read it too.
I'm sure the little slave will treasure it, but there are many piggies out there who would benefit from your wisdom (or is it teethdom?).
Billy xx

 

[Siikibam]

Are you sure you want to hand it over Ruby? You’ve got a face on you like a…kingpin.

*runs away as fast as he lets can carry her *

 

[alpacasqueak]

Sounds like a blooming good read Ruby! Hope your slave enjoys it!
A certain teethy madam round here is a huge fan of yours, sure she’d love some tips or some of your lovely Ruby wisdom!

 

[VickiA]

Oh Ruby
I’m sure your little slave will treasure this gift forever. But I have to heave a sigh of relief that this is being printed in a very limited edition of 1. The very last thing I would need is for Evie to gain further intel on the art of manipulation and world dominance. But will you be doing a world book promotion tour? If so, Evie would like to meet you - and share a sneaky nip or two…..

 

[weepweeps]

Oh Ruby. You really are a very special piggy. But why only a print run of 1. You have a following on here. Spread your wisdom.

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Claire W]

Oh Ruby, you clever girl. I’m sure little slave will love your book x

 

[Merab]

What a clever girl Ruby.
We would really like to share your insights.
Please, would you serialise your book on the forum?

 

[LucyP]

I think this would be a good idea!

…Although I swear my crazy pig Betty got even naughtier after reading Ruby’s list of ‘times it’s acceptable to bite your owner’