A serious complaint ... by Billie

[Viennese Furbabies]

Can you believe it? Today, we had to do another one of these stupid photo sessions. One of us sitting with something our slave made out of wool. Totally useless stuff. You can't even eat it.

So I would like to file an official complaint!
Yours not amused!
Billie

 

[Roselina]

We have to say Billie you like gorgeous …. Never mind that yellow thing - the important thing did you get TREATS after ?
Lots of wheeks Bobby & Geoff

 

[weepweeps]

Oh dear Billie. Sometimes you just have to humour the food bringers.

Bet you got something yummy after.

 

[Merab]

Dear Billie,
You are looking stunning as always.
I hope you enjoyed the pea flakes afterwards.

 

[Bill & Ted]

Dear Billie
We love your stunning photo with the exotic fruit, but please tell slave to knit something more tasty next time!
Love Hector, Kiki, Posh and Ginger

 

[Claire W]

Dear Billie. You are gorgeous but we are so sorry that your slave has subjected you to a photo shoot. We hope you got a treat afterwards.

Love from Edward, Elizabeth, Ella and Esme xx

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Thank you for your kind words. Don't we always try to humour our slaves?

But yes, we got yummy pea flakes afterwards.
Wheeks Billie

 

[Sparklepetal]

Billie, have you tried suggesting that your slave tries to crochet something out of hay instead of wool? Some long strands might work?! Then you could chew on the props during photo sessions with no problems

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Billie, have you tried suggesting that your slave tries to crochet something out of hay instead of wool? Some long strands might work?! Then you could chew on the props during photo sessions with no problems

That's an interesting suggestion.

 

[Pound Shilling & Pig]

Well Billie let's hope the hooman doesn't start making pea flakes out of wool too.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Well Billie let's hope the hooman doesn't start making pea flakes out of wool too.

That's also an interesting suggestion.

 

[Betsy]

Billie, The One and Only Thea is on your case! She is considering her advice to you while eating her breakfast and will get back to you shortly.

 

[Ruth1]

It’s the price you must pay for being such a gorgeous piggy! Just sit still, look cute and think about the pea flakes!

 

[Betsy]

Dear Billie

A photo shoot?!? Whatever next! We have had a camera pointed at us in various poses but we have never had to have the indignity of a photo shoot! I think the way you and your friends have been treated is absolutely terrible! I hope you had some treats afterwards (especially as the props weren't edible). Priscilla and Micah have said that you had pea flakes? I hope you had lots of them!

As the founder members of GPFANS you clearly know how to display your displeasure by nipping but sometimes you need the more subtle approach.

Next time your Slave gets the camera out and announces a photo shoot all of you must run away in different directions so she'll have difficulty in deciding which one to pick up. Refuse to look at the camera and give her bum shots the whole time. Wheak really loudly to show that you aren't happy at all with the situation. Finally, when you do decide to co-operate, you all need to beg for food and look starving before the photo shoot as well as after then you Slave will give you some treats before too.

Yours hoping the subtle approach works

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Dear Billie

A photo shoot?!? Whatever next! We have had a camera pointed at us in various poses but we have never had to have the indignity of a photo shoot! I think the way you and your friends have been treated is absolutely terrible! I hope you had some treats afterwards (especially as the props weren't edible). Priscilla and Micah have said that you had pea flakes? I hope you had lots of them!

As the founder members of GPFANS you clearly know how to display your displeasure by nipping but sometimes you need the more subtle approach.

Next time your Slave gets the camera out and announces a photo shoot all of you must run away in different directions so she'll have difficulty in deciding which one to pick up. Refuse to look at the camera and give her bum shots the whole time. Wheak really loudly to show that you aren't happy at all with the situation. Finally, when you do decide to co-operate, you all need to beg for food and look starving before the photo shoot as well as after then you Slave will give you some treats before too.

Yours hoping the subtle approach works

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

Dear One and Only Thea,
thank you for your support! It means a lot to me to have the support of the GPU.
We will try your approach next time.
Wheeks Billie