Campaign for Red Lettuce Leaves

[Merab]

Miriam believes that red lettuce leaves are the best food on the planet.
She has become aware that some piggies are denied this wonderful food and believes all piggies should campaign for a regular red lettuce leaf from their slaves.

Let’s wheek out for red lettuce leaves

 

[Wiebke]

The Tribe is munching red lettuce in a full line-up behind you, Miriam!

 

[munchmonster]

Lots of loud wheeks from us!

Love from Mabel and friends

 

[HollysKingdom]

Minx, Lili and Bandit: We had red lettuce for dinner, but only 2 small leaves between the 3 of us. Insufficient!

…oh yeah, there was also coriander, cukes, pea pods and bits of green bean… Still, more red lettuce please hoomans.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Piggies in Forumland

Red lettuce leaves should be readily available to all piggies and you all have to DEMAND that your Slave gives you red lettuce leaves. To do this you must:-

• Perfect the death nap
• Stare at your Slave when he/she brings you your veggies if red lettuce leaves aren't in the daily selection.
• When you are given cuddles by your Slave drop poops down her bra or if your Slave is male, deposit loads inside his shirt.
• Do loads of stinky poops of protest if you don't get red lettuce leaves
• Make sure you do a big wee in your Slave's lap

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[HollysKingdom]

I was just sitting here reading this when there was the sound of a lot of liquid pouring. Eek, that sounds like a huge pee. Nope, Bandit’s lettuce leaf protest is to pull the spout completely out of the water bottle soaking the fleece (and her feet, judging by how shocked she still looks). Half a roll of kitchen towel later and order is restored, but honestly Bandit, did Miss Bramble tell you to do that?

 

[Betsy]

I was just sitting here reading this when there was the sound of a lot of liquid pouring. Eek, that sounds like a huge pee. Nope, Bandit’s lettuce leaf protest is to pull the spout completely out of the water bottle soaking the fleece (and her feet, judging by how shocked she still looks). Half a roll of kitchen towel later and order is restored, but honestly Bandit, did Miss Bramble tell you to do that?

No Miss Bramble didn't but would like Bandit's permission to use that as potential advice in the future.

 

[AidaB]

We are happy to add our paw prints and poo pile to the red lettuce campaign.

We do get red lettuce occasionally, and know there is some growing in the garden.
Wheeks
Wally & Loki