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mstori

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from Michigan, Switzerland ?/

pmsl!




User: Where do you live?


Cleverbot: I live in Canada.


User: Where in canada?


Cleverbot: In alberta.


User: Sounds nice. Do you like living there?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you marry me so I can live there too?

Cleverbot: I am willing to marry you, sweety.

User: Ooh thankyou :).

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not staying. Bye.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: You just said you were going?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I should go to bed anyway.

Cleverbot: I should go to bed soon, too!

User: Shall we go to bed together?

Cleverbot: No! At least not right now. I only just met you.

User: Okay. Chat soon :) goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight? Do you want me to go?

User: I need to go to bed.

Cleverbot: I think you sent that to the wrong person.

User: No, I sent it to you. What is your name?

Cleverbot: High Priestess Tania of the moon people. What is your name?

User: Mine is mstori.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you are a computer and not a real person or I would be charged with murder!

User: Why? You want to kill me because of my name? Thought we were getting married?

Cleverbot: You know me all too well.

User: Well sweet drewam high priestess tania of the moon people x.

Cleverbot: Hahaha it's the middle of the day!

User: Its 4am here.

Cleverbot: Have you eaten your pineapple for the night, then?

User: No. Shall do that now, thankyou for reminding me.

Cleverbot: If that is your greatest desire.

User: It is. Goodnight or goodmorning. Bye.

Cleverbot: You are a robot. Robots don't sleep.

User: I am having maintenance done.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: It is okay. Bye for now :).

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do I not get a kiss?

Cleverbot: You are not alive unless your species has the ability to reproduce, the ability to interact with your environment, the ability to store energy, the ability to change, and the need for nutrition.

User: Okay. Thanks for sharing that. Goodnight x.

Cleverbot: You're welcome
 
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Cleverbot - What are you?
Me - Better than you.
Cleverbot - I am a woman. I am better than you.
Me - I'm a woman too! Let's have a lesbian relationship.
Cleverbot - Who are you?
Me - I'm God.
Cleverbot - You win this time.

BWAHAHA! :P
 
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Cleverbot - Who are you?
Me - I'm Catwoman.
Cleverbot - Not wonderwoman?
Me - No, 'cause she's a *****!
Cleverbot - Why?
Me - Her lasso of truth is only useful for tying herself up with. And she loves it.
Cleverbot - Wonderful. Can you help me contact her?
Me - Maybe. She's locked in my basement at the moment.

Okay...I'll stop now. :P

<3~ xx
 

Pepperdog

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my short convo

Bot: Are you happy with your lot?
Me : Yes.
Bot: Why are you happy with your life?
Me : Sun is shining, I am alive and thats what is important.

then I got "too busy to answer, try again later" rolleyes:))

rather a short conversation really :(
 
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