Complaint FAO the GPU

[Spaghetti & Noodles]

Dear GPU

Today we are experiencing an issue with our slaves.

Breakfast - well where to start? Firstly it was late and as if that wasn't bad enough it was hidden!
Hidden inside something called an "egg box" ?! well we came out as usual wheeking and showing our beautiful selves off by stretching and climbing the bars, as is customary when any slave appears in our palace, then instead of carefully placing our breakfast in our run it was put down in this egg box, firstly the coriander was not accessible even though we could smell it but some lettuce was seemingly stuck to this box, no sign of pepper or cucumber anywhere, it took us ages to manoeuvre said box around the run in order to obtain our breakfast, we did divider that if we pulled the stuck lettuce some coriander appeared and of we toured the whole thing over it opened just enough to get our noses in.
We wheeked a lot to share our displeasure with the slave but she said something about working for our food which sounds highly inappropriate, she also muttered something about the mess in our run but we don't see an issue with that, to add insult to injury our neighbour Mr Pig had his breakfast scattered in the correct manner and was not expected to "work" in the same way so it appears there was some favouritism being shown.
In fairness it was not the usual slaves doing the breakfast slot, one had to go to work and the other was still asleep but even so this is far below the standard we have come to expect.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated

yours in anticipation

Spaghetti and Noodle

 

[Spaghetti & Noodles]

Dear GPU

Today we are experiencing an issue with our slaves.

Breakfast - well where to start? Firstly it was late and as if that wasn't bad enough it was hidden!
Hidden inside something called an "egg box" ?! well we came out as usual wheeking and showing our beautiful selves off by stretching and climbing the bars, as is customary when any slave appears in our palace, then instead of carefully placing our breakfast in our run it was put down in this egg box, firstly the coriander was not accessible even though we could smell it but some lettuce was seemingly stuck to this box, no sign of pepper or cucumber anywhere, it took us ages to manoeuvre said box around the run in order to obtain our breakfast, we did discover that if we pulled the stuck lettuce some coriander appeared and if we turned the whole thing over it opened just enough to get our noses in.
We wheeked a lot to share our displeasure with the slave but she said something about working for our food which sounds highly inappropriate, she also muttered something about the mess in our run but we don't see an issue with that, to add insult to injury our neighbour Mr Pig had his breakfast scattered in the correct manner and was not expected to "work" in the same way so it appears there was some favouritism being shown.
In fairness it was not the usual slaves doing the breakfast slot, one had to go to work and the other was still asleep but even so this is far below the standard we have come to expect.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated

yours in anticipation

Spaghetti and Noodle
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[Tnoz]

Ha ha hilarious this, made me chuckle

 

[Tnoz]

Dear GPU

Today we are experiencing an issue with our slaves.

Breakfast - well where to start? Firstly it was late and as if that wasn't bad enough it was hidden!
Hidden inside something called an "egg box" ?! well we came out as usual wheeking and showing our beautiful selves off by stretching and climbing the bars, as is customary when any slave appears in our palace, then instead of carefully placing our breakfast in our run it was put down in this egg box, firstly the coriander was not accessible even though we could smell it but some lettuce was seemingly stuck to this box, no sign of pepper or cucumber anywhere, it took us ages to manoeuvre said box around the run in order to obtain our breakfast, we did divider that if we pulled the stuck lettuce some coriander appeared and of we toured the whole thing over it opened just enough to get our noses in.
We wheeked a lot to share our displeasure with the slave but she said something about working for our food which sounds highly inappropriate, she also muttered something about the mess in our run but we don't see an issue with that, to add insult to injury our neighbour Mr Pig had his breakfast scattered in the correct manner and was not expected to "work" in the same way so it appears there was some favouritism being shown.
In fairness it was not the usual slaves doing the breakfast slot, one had to go to work and the other was still asleep but even so this is far below the standard we have come to expect.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated

yours in anticipation

Spaghetti and Noodle
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Ha ha hilarious this made me chuckle

 

[VickiA]

I would definitely ask @Betsy to draw this to the attention of your devoted GPU Representative. This sort of discriminatory behaviour is most definitely not acceptable. Why should Mr Pig be given his food while yours was hidden? What meanness on the part of your slaves!

 

[Betsy]

Dear Spaghetti and Noodle

Late and hidden breakfast? and Mr Pig had his breakfast as normal? Well that is just not on! I bet Mr Pig was chuckling to himself thinking "Ha ha I've got an easy breakfast but they haven't!"

You did your best to show your displeasure at this very obvious favouritism by your Slave by wheaking alot and pushing the eggbox around the run to try and get the yummy stuff inside it out so you could actually eat it. How very dare your Slave not put it in your cage as usual. It doesn't matter that it wasn't the usual breakfast Slave. All Slaves should put breakfast in your run in the same manner.

To avoid this happening again, you need to make your annoyance felt next time your breakfast arrives by nipping at your Slave's fingers as she is putting food down then pretend you didn't mean to do it by looking all innocent. Be very annoyed at Mr Pig and give him what for at the bars for laughing at you. Wheak very loudly at every opportunity and stand on your hind legs and keep wheaking until you get the attention you deserve as the most important members in your family. As you live in a palace you are obviously royalty and should be treated as such.

Yours hoping that favouritism towards Mr Pig never happens again

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

 

[Spaghetti & Noodles]

Thank you so much Thea for your reply, we will absolutely be wheeking very loudly and may even consider nipping! Mr Pig was nipped by Spaghetti when he popped his nose through to try and make peace, he is currently hiding in his igloo, we feel there will be no more laughing there!
As for the slave well she returned from being out and has slightly redeemed herself by placing dandelions and grass in for us, it might take another treat before we fully consider this matter resolved!
Any further issues and we shall be in touch

yours gratefully

Spaghetti and Noodle