PigglePuggle
Senior Guinea Pig
Me getting ready for an early night, checks piggies, see Tallulah out in the middle of the cage floor doing her "I'm cold mummy!" wheek.
I rush to the switch heating on an hour ahead of schedule.
Me: "aw baby why arent you warm in bed, is your fleecy tube wet and poopy?"
I empty out poops, check fleecy tube, no its dry if a bit whiffy, put it back in.
Look of disdain with definite "pig eye". Snorting. Foot stamps. "I'm cold mummy and now also cross you are not understanding my wheeks!"
I sniff and feel fleecy tube again. Not damp. Surely not too whiffy if it was clean last night?
I give in and go fetch a fresh fleecy snuggle sack even though its cage cleans tomorrow.
"Wheeeeek wheek wheek wheek wherk wheek wheek!" Disdainful snuggle snack sniff, reject, snort, foot stamp...
"Sorry little hippo mummy doesnt understand..."
"Wheeeek!" Eye roll head toss like a teenager. Tallulah stomps off to the fleecy tube Ollie is sleeping in. Climbs on top. Jumps up and down until Ollie pops out. She climbs in. Job done. Sleeps.
Now I get it! Poor Ollie, his little wife is a bit demanding! At least he now has a choice of the fleecy tube she didnt want or a clean snuggle sack
I rush to the switch heating on an hour ahead of schedule.
Me: "aw baby why arent you warm in bed, is your fleecy tube wet and poopy?"
I empty out poops, check fleecy tube, no its dry if a bit whiffy, put it back in.
Look of disdain with definite "pig eye". Snorting. Foot stamps. "I'm cold mummy and now also cross you are not understanding my wheeks!"
I sniff and feel fleecy tube again. Not damp. Surely not too whiffy if it was clean last night?
I give in and go fetch a fresh fleecy snuggle sack even though its cage cleans tomorrow.
"Wheeeeek wheek wheek wheek wherk wheek wheek!" Disdainful snuggle snack sniff, reject, snort, foot stamp...
"Sorry little hippo mummy doesnt understand..."
"Wheeeek!" Eye roll head toss like a teenager. Tallulah stomps off to the fleecy tube Ollie is sleeping in. Climbs on top. Jumps up and down until Ollie pops out. She climbs in. Job done. Sleeps.
Now I get it! Poor Ollie, his little wife is a bit demanding! At least he now has a choice of the fleecy tube she didnt want or a clean snuggle sack
Oh you should so write a series of children's books with stories like these 
The stories of crazy hippo and Ollie make me incredibly happy
Tallulah and Luigi would get on so well 
