Diabolical Piggies Group

[Viennese Furbabies]

Hi fellow piggies of the forumland!
Eddie @JaseChase , Mischievious Master @fluffysal and I have decided that it's time to come together to perfect our mischievious skills while keeping our slaves under the constant Impression that we are utterly adorable - no matter what we do.
So here is our new club: the Diabolical Piggies Group.

Anypig with the ambition to become as mischievious as Master Boris, is very welcome to join the club.
I would have liked the members to be all boars because I wouldn't want Kylie to join (she is truely diabolic ) but on the other hand, it could be more fun with girls around. (except for Kylie obviously ).

So we're looking forward to recieve many applications.
See you at the diabolic club house!
Wheeks Pino

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

That's me looking cute. The perfect disguise.

 

[weepweeps]

I will be watching this club to see what all these piggies get up to. At the moment I can’t think of anything Pebble and Patrick do that would allow them in.

 

[JaseChase]

Hello Pino! I am very excited to learn more mischief from you & Master Boris (and anypig who decides to join). I’d quite like to hear more about Kylie…

My biggest diabolical plan to date was stealing a syringe (that I wasn’t allowed, rude) from my Uncle Tofu, chewing it so hard I removed the inner rubber bit, trying to eat that, deciding I didn’t like it, and launching it across the room so it flew out of my cage and bounced off the opposite wall. I was quite proud of the noise slave made at that one

How do you think my innocent look is coming along? I’m only 13 weeks old so I’m still learning! (But perhaps being young gives me an advantage)

Wheeks, Edamame

 

[fluffysal]

The innocent look perfected...

 

[Sweet Potato]

What a great idea for a thread I'm sure my boys will never end up here as they're both sweet innocent boars that would never cause any trouble...

 

[Sweet Potato]

Rufus is still working on an innocent look but the angry eyebrows make it difficult

 

[JaseChase]

Rufus is gorgeous not a troublemaking bone in his body I’m sure

I believe @Betsy Miss Bramble also wanted to monitor this thread (certainly not join in herself…!)

 

[Ramia]

Hi I'm Chez and I'm always wiggly for health check, does that count?

I also got one of my grids loose today.

I bullied Stripe when he was paralyzed with an ear infection, it was my only chance to take over. Now we're neighbors.

I also poo and pee on my coroplast and it drives my slave insane.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Hi Chez, of course you're very welcome to join the club.
Wheeks Pino

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Pino here,
my biggest adventure so far was to sneek into my slave's bedroom (twice) and investigate everything very thoroughly that my slave stores there, including climbing on shoe boxes.
Unfortunately, mummy slave usually makes sure the bedroom isn't accessable, but I use every opportunity I get.

 

[piggieminder]

There's 8 diabolical piggies in this house but it would take too long to describe the very different antics that go on!

 

[Lorcan]

Hi! My name is Mourne, and the Human tells me I'd fit right into this group. Whether it's refusing to sit still to be groomed, refusing any form of medication (baytril, Metacam, support feed...syringes are evil, y'see), thieving food, trying to woo Shannon and then barrelling into Tolka and Avoca while attempting to avoid Shannon's wrath, bed stealing, biting the human's clothes, refusing to eat anything but basil after staying at the vet all day (this one makes the human smirk, I don't know why) and wrecking any chances of living with Bann mere minutes after the bonding attempt started...

But look at me! The human calls me an ASBO piggy but really? Me? This cute bundle of fur (and teeth)?

 

[Ramia]

I will make you guys proud today: every time mom comes in the room I beg. She does a "punishment" of leaving the room for a half hour and that used to work but it's not anymore. I just beg, so she's hardly spent any time with us this morning because we get the punishment every time she comes in.

She's really hoping the punishment works, but I feel like being bad. She says it's her last resort to get us to stop biting the bars. She said we're monsters. I say we're cookie monsters.

 

[Ramia]

Mom won this round. Here I am thinking about biting bars, but using self control not to do it.

 

[HollysKingdom]

Hello, beautiful Pino, Lili here. Can I be in your club please, because I am already diabolical - my given name is Lilith (look in Wikipedia ). Also, I am a ninja and can suddenly disappear. My main crime is spraying pee everywhere, apparently hoomans don’t like their room smelling



You should probably also invite Bandit because she bites me, and she bites the hoomans toes to get cucumber, and she stages raids on the hay wagon



Bandit : I should also like the water bottle trashing incident to be taken into consideration, m’lud

Minx: I am a princess and want nothing to do with this, thank you.

 

[weepweeps]

There's 8 diabolical piggies in this house but it would take too long to describe the very different antics that go on!

Do you have any well behaved ones?

 

[Betsy]

Rufus is gorgeous not a troublemaking bone in his body I’m sure

I believe @Betsy Miss Bramble also wanted to monitor this thread (certainly not join in herself…!)

Yes that is correct @JaseChase. A meeting was held last night to discuss whether your friendly Union Rep should be a part of this club. It was decided unanimously that it would be deemed as part of her duties to monitor what goes on in this new club. So Bramble would like to apply for membership of the Diabolical Piggies Group please.



She was told at the Meeting last night that her application form needed to be accompanied by a diabolical photo to ensure she was accepted as a member!