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Adult Guinea Pig
Or is it just me? Its mainly just my Dyson vacuum that I swear at when I'm vacuum-ing up hay. I will often find a tiny bit has got caught on the carpet or fleece and I have to sweep the vac over it three or four times before it pulls the hay off. Then I shout at the vac "Pick it up, you stupid machine!" If you watch those adverts, there's old John Dyson, with his sad old spaniel eyes, saying how the suction never stops. He never says how great the suction is, does he? Because it ain't!