Edward and his "typewriter"

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I am back from Alcudia :) got back 2 days ago! While we were away, I had a friend stay in my flat. When he came to pick up the keys, he suddenly said "your guinea pig sounds like he's writing his memoirs on an old typewriter...", and I realised how much it really does sound like that when he drinks! Edward has always been quite rough with his water bottle, and I can't help but giggle whenever I hear him drinking now!
 
Wonder what the memoirs sound like? Had a poo, ate some veg, had a poo, ate some hay, had a poo, had a drink, had a poo and a wee, ate some pellets, had a poo, snoozed in my hay as it was such a tiring day!
 
Wonder what the memoirs sound like? Had a poo, ate some veg, had a poo, ate some hay, had a poo, had a drink, had a poo and a wee, ate some pellets, had a poo, snoozed in my hay as it was such a tiring day!

I imagine this would sum them up! Although my OH thinks different, he thinks Jeff and Ed have a secret life! Haha! He has always said he thinks that they have wild parties when I am out, and that they have really high-flying jobs...for instance, we'll be watching TV, and a sky diver will come on, Alex will say "Ed and Jeff told me they used to do skydiving a lot..." LOL
 
Maybe it's Morse code to all other piggies of the world UNITE! Fez will get a 'drink' but I swear he is just clicking the dang ball in the spout of the water bottle because half the time the water just rolls down his face rolleyes
 
It is a very good sign that he makes up little stories about what the pigs have told him; this shows he has good emotions and is mentally involved with them. Then again, maybe they really did tell him those things, we never know
 
It is a very good sign that he makes up little stories about what the pigs have told him; this shows he has good emotions and is mentally involved with them. Then again, maybe they really did tell him those things, we never know

Haha, I think he just says it to make me laugh...when we were on the plane back from holiday, he randomly said "Did you know that Jeff used to fly for this airline?" ofcourse anyone listening does not realise that Jeff is a guinea pig! rolleyes It's become an ongoing joke since I got them, that the piglets tell him "porkie pies" when he comes to visit (they are piglets, after all!), and then he'll casually tell me about their conversations. He calls the stories "Piglet tails", haha. When Dave (our friend) mentioned memoirs and the old type writer, it fitted right in!
 
I imagine this would sum them up! Although my OH thinks different, he thinks Jeff and Ed have a secret life! Haha! He has always said he thinks that they have wild parties when I am out, and that they have really high-flying jobs...for instance, we'll be watching TV, and a sky diver will come on, Alex will say "Ed and Jeff told me they used to do skydiving a lot..." LOL
Lol.My partner says the same! He even tries to find signs of hay Butch might have left behind. x
 
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