Eeyore here...(sad story)

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This afternoon I was tortured, yes tortured! :(


The slave came to “clip my nails†instead she nearly cut my entire paw off, she even made my little nail bleed, there was gallons of blood loss and all I got was a “magic medicine†put on it, I should have been given morphine, crutches and a huge bandage! :0


I would like to warn my fellow pig friends if your slave mentions “nails & clip†in the same sentence run and hide, I personally feel like this could have all be avoided if I could have hid in timegrrrr

Lots of Love Eeyore xoxo


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True story: I cut her quick and a little dot of bloody came out, but little Eeyore squealed the house downrolleyes
 
Oh Eeyore what a mean slave you have. I think they need to make up for this with lots of extra veggies!
 
aww no poor you! our slave the evil horrible piggie abuser gave me a bath then as if that wasnt enough clipped my nails. I got my revenge i peed on him then bit him he wont do it again anytime soon. :)) love from rocky p.s. your beautiful
 
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww poor Eeyore, and isnt she getting big? x) beautiful girl!
 
Thank you all for your sympathy, I hate those slaves at times! grrrr
 
I feel for you Eeyore, my slave did that to me.

I got my own back though - I bled on her nice new cut off denim shorts, and it didn't come out in the wash, oh dear what a shame...

Love Noodles x
 
eeyore dont you just hate it when your slave wakes you up for no sensible reason than to make you be sociable to the other humans ?
 
Dear Eeyore WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK so sorry to hear you got tortured :{
whee don't like those words or that other one.......shudder.......bath :{
Maybe whee can ask our mummy to send you some special treats? oh she just said they'd be yucky by the time they arrived :( so instead whee is going to send you some very friendly wheeeeeeks and loves,
your pals Onyx and Velvet

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKY LOVES AND FRIENDLY BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'S XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 
This afternoon I was tortured, yes tortured! :(


The slave came to “clip my nails†instead she nearly cut my entire paw off, she even made my little nail bleed, there was gallons of blood loss and all I got was a “magic medicine†put on it, I should have been given morphine, crutches and a huge bandage! :0


I would like to warn my fellow pig friends if your slave mentions “nails & clip†in the same sentence run and hide, I personally feel like this could have all be avoided if I could have hid in timegrrrr

Lots of Love Eeyore xoxo


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True story: I cut her quick and a little dot of bloody came out, but little Eeyore squealed the house downrolleyes



oh dear they sure do make you feel like the worst slave in the world don't they! rolleyes HUGS for you love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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