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Discussion in 'Games' started by Critter, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Critter

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    At the request of @SuperRupa I've given this little story a thread of it's own, but I'm quite sure someone else could come up with a silly emoticom story :)
    If anyone would like to make one up then perhaps you would like to post it here?

    One day I met an :inn: and fell in :luv:. I :flag: to my :wub:, which was too strong to resist so I :wel: him into my home. There we shared our home with guinea pigs and he would give them lots of :hug:. "He loves my piggies", I thought, this is the guy for me. It made me kinda :crazy: but I felt :yahoo:. One day I :dri: round a friend's house to find my :inn: was really a :twist:, as this was going on.... :jel:. Yes you guessed it, my love was cuddling another person's guinea pig and feeding that piggy some coriander! I mean really :eek: . He was actually being unfaithful to our own sweet piggies! :oops:. My (now ex) friend realised that this was :doh: and said ":agr:" that it was a :td: thing to do, but I told her that they were both in this conspiracy together, ":stu:", she admitted. I had been such a :mal: . . So I drew on my :bal: training and reacted with :box:, followed by:coat: (after giving him a verbal :rtm: of all the :rant: that I could think of and ones that didn't even previously exist :cen:). He tried to act :whistle: but his :shh: was already out, after all, I'd caught him in the act. He put on the :soz: face and :ple: for forgiveness, but I :flame: all the way down the street, him ending up :yikes: :help:, and let me tell you, he won't be doing any of :bronco: after the good-hiding he received. I let the :lose: go :bye:, or should I say he out-ran me. It drove me to :beer: for a while, but I stopped after I felt :vom: and decided that drinking was :no:. I guess it's just me and my guinea pigs from now until we are :fog:, but that's OK, they rule, I am :own: by them and I am :ban: from :love::drool: anyone but them.

    So my ex-love, if you are reading this.... my piggies don't like you anymore, so there!:raz:

    If anyone has read this far, then sorry, you probably feel like :zzz: now, or :hb:. Here have some :cake:, you'll feel much better :nod:
     
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  2. SuperRupa

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    Awwww thanks Critter!:yahoo:
    Hopefully more members will read it and:lol!:!
     
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    Very good story. I :wub: it.
     
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    love this and totally enjoyed reading it :luv:
     
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    a very :lol!: decriptive piece of writing.:like: :clap::clap::clap:
     
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