Wheeky
Teenage Guinea Pig
You probably don't know me, but I have reason to believe we were separated at birth.
All my life I have been told that the pig on the right is my brother.
I find this difficult to believe. We are nothing alike. He is noisy, smelly and lazy. I, on the other hand, have higher standards and find his slobbery to be rather tedious. I crave the company of a more sophisticated pig; one who appreciates the importance of grooming and presentation.
P.S. I don't mean that in a fruity way. (Though I wouldn't say no to some light-hearted scenting/sniffing/rumbling.)
Signed,
Ollie

All my life I have been told that the pig on the right is my brother.

I find this difficult to believe. We are nothing alike. He is noisy, smelly and lazy. I, on the other hand, have higher standards and find his slobbery to be rather tedious. I crave the company of a more sophisticated pig; one who appreciates the importance of grooming and presentation.
P.S. I don't mean that in a fruity way. (Though I wouldn't say no to some light-hearted scenting/sniffing/rumbling.)
Signed,
Ollie