Sarah-jane
Junior Guinea Pig
Dearest Fatty-BattyMan
I miss you and your demanding squeeeeeeek. Even walking into the kitchen isn't the same without hearing you demand some lettuce.
Miss talking to you and sitting next to the cage whilst Popeye stared on not having clue.
Like we always said you were the brains and Popeye the looks.
Miss you leaning up and giving me a kiss from your cage, and even the annoying way you would try and eat plastic bags while I tried to clean the cage.
It takes less time to do that now, but I'd rather it took an hour if it meant you were still around.
Thanks for keeping me sane (or possibly making me crazy!) and thanks for keeping Popeye in check by occasionally bumming his head like the big man you are, and also now I realise that by you munching on nearly ALL the salad I would give to the both of you, you were simply just making sure your brother didn't get fat and were actually doing him a favor.
Miss you loads stinky butt.

I miss you and your demanding squeeeeeeek. Even walking into the kitchen isn't the same without hearing you demand some lettuce.
Miss talking to you and sitting next to the cage whilst Popeye stared on not having clue.
Like we always said you were the brains and Popeye the looks.
Miss you leaning up and giving me a kiss from your cage, and even the annoying way you would try and eat plastic bags while I tried to clean the cage.
It takes less time to do that now, but I'd rather it took an hour if it meant you were still around.
Thanks for keeping me sane (or possibly making me crazy!) and thanks for keeping Popeye in check by occasionally bumming his head like the big man you are, and also now I realise that by you munching on nearly ALL the salad I would give to the both of you, you were simply just making sure your brother didn't get fat and were actually doing him a favor.
Miss you loads stinky butt.