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Dear One and Only Thea,
Please would you help us.
Our Phoebe still has to have some syringe feeding every day and today she told us that there was no banana mashed into it.
We feel this is not acceptable behaviour on our slave’s part to omit banana.
Besides, Micah likes to help her clean her mouth and he was most put out today by the lack of banana.
Thank you.
Love from Priscilla

PS - Here’s my poop in payment 💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
 
Dear Bann and Camowen,
Bannana is horrid smelly stuff, only fit to be trampled into a nice clean fleece. Our old friend Rusty (🌈 ) used to eat it! You have missed nothing, be happy this has not been foisted on you.
With very kind regards,
Brillo, Red, Caspian and Nugget.
 
Dear Brillo, Red, Caspian and Nugget,

Thank you for your explanation, we were worried we were missing out. Our slave is adamant that he only feeds us the tastiest things and that we wouldn't be missing out on this "banana" stuff. He also seemed to heave a great sigh of relief when he read your explanation, too. He clearly appreciates your help!

-Bann and Camowen
 
Dear Priscilla

When I read your letter, about the lack of banana in Phoebe's syringe food, I immediately wrote this letter to the GPU on your behalf.

Wheeks
Thea.


Dear GPU

It has come to my attention that Phoebe's Slave has stopped mashing banana into her syringe food:yikes:. It's bad enough that Phoebe has to have syringe food anyway but she tolerates it as it's helping her to get better but to have no banana added to it is a travesty! (I like banana it's super yum!:drool:). Micah is not happy either as he helps to clean up Phoebe and was most annoyed when he found that the banana had been omitted. Did Phoebe's Slave add anything else in like a bit of grated carrot or sweet potato? She did not. Even a bit of grated apple would have been acceptable. I was completely outraged when I heard of this shocking behaviour!

Yours appalled by such disgraceful behaviour

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
Thank you for acting on my behalf.
I am very good at taking my medicine but yesterday I had to wriggle and resist the syringe feed because there was no banana.
Today there was banana and my slave is very chastened by your letter and the threat of the GPFANS.
She says her potassium levels are much less important than my need for banana.
Thank you for your help.
Love from Phoebe x
 
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