Guinea Pig Riddles!

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I do not take credit for these riddles!

Riddle: Why was the Guinea Pig upset with his job?
Answer: It didn't pay enough salary (celery).

Riddle: Why was the guinea pig's wife upset with her diamond ring?
Answer: It wasn't enough karats (carrots)

Riddle: What do you call a guinea pig with three eyes?
Answer: A guinea piiig.

BONUS
One guinea pig asks another guinea pig, "Why do we always eat lettuce?" The other guinea pig replies and says, " What do you think?" What does the other Guinea Pig say back.? Because our owner Lets Us! (as in Lettuce)

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/guineapigjokes.html
 
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