Guinea pig themed song puns

[BlueBird]

Hi there.

Me and my fella seem to have a few guinea pig song puns we sing at poop sweep time and wondered whether we were the only mad ones. The regulars are:

Pooper Scooper -Abba, Super trouper
Poop Sweeps - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, toot sweets.

Does anyone else have any guinea pig themed song puns they enjoy?

 

[Reenie]

Lol, I sing Hey Dude to the tune of Hey Jude for my Little Dude, he seems to like it, as he always settles down.

 

[PerceptorII]

The always obligatory "Piggy Got Back" (aka "I like pig butts and I cannot lie") based on "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot

 

[Tinkoz]

I don't sing at poop sweeping time but I think I might start :-)
I do sing to my 13 week old daughter IV changed the 5 little ducks went swimming one day over the hills and far away mummy duck went quack quack quack quack and only 4 little ducks came back to
five guinea pigs went out one day into the forest to eat some hay mummy Piggy went weak weak weak but only for a little piggies his comeback. :-) teach her early