Hamish is waiting…..

My boys go nuts when I just shake the pea flake bag! Laps if you will ! Adorable piggy you have !
 
Betsy has written to the GPU as she and her friends didn't get pea flakes or apple cubes last night as Slave was far too tired. She is also putting a copy here for others to see how disgusted she was at her no pea flake/apple cube supper.

Dear GPU
Instead of representing poorly treated Guinea Pigs of The Guinea Pig Forum, today I thought I would represent myself and my friends Last night I, my best friend Meg and the two newcomers Lexi and Thea GOT NO PEA FLAKES OR APPLE CUBES FOR SUPPER. Every night we always have 3 pea flakes and 3 apple cubes for supper during the winter. We would like them all year round but Slave only gives them to us during the winter as we live in the garage (much better than outside where Meg and I used to live) and it helps us build up our winter reserves (according to Slave). Our Slave came into see us last night and we were expecting supper, but oh no, all she did was put the duvet down over our hutch and with no apology whatsoever said "No supper tonight girls as I'm far too tired". Absolutely outrageous! What sort of excuse is that?!? Being too tired is not an excuse! We should be worshipped at every opportunity and our needs and wants should be anticipated even before we know them ourselves.

Yours in hopes of pea flakes and apple cubes every night forever

The Ever Beautiful Betsy
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Dear the Ever Beautiful Betsy,

Pepper and I are equally outraged too. This is absolutely disgusting slave behaviour. I’m pleased she bothered to lower the duvet though or you would of been cold too 😲. I don’t really like pea flakes and only eat one of my nightly flakes. So I’d gladly give you mine (Pepper usually scoffs my second one). ❤️

Love Percy and Pepper

PS we hope you get treats this evening and forever and ever.
 
Dear Betsy,
I hope you get your pea flakes tonight, sorry to hear you missed out last night.
We don’t have to ask for pea flakes this week, Daddy slave is home and always remembers, I just thought I would stare at him, while I waited!
Hector and I love pea flakes and wish we could eat the whole pot.
Love Hamish. 💩💩


This is how the boys greeted me this morning….
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Then Hector started chewing on the box while Hamish was sat on it.
Dreading what I will find on my return home from work!
 
Dear Hamish, you look so patient waiting there for your pea flake.
Please would you explain to Priscilla that trying to climb out the cage doesn’t make them come any faster.
Love from Merab’s Slave
 
Betsy said:
Betsy has written to the GPU as she and her friends didn't get pea flakes or apple cubes last night as Slave was far too tired. She is also putting a copy here for others to see how disgusted she was at her no pea flake/apple cube supper.

Dear GPU
Instead of representing poorly treated Guinea Pigs of The Guinea Pig Forum, today I thought I would represent myself and my friends Last night I, my best friend Meg and the two newcomers Lexi and Thea GOT NO PEA FLAKES OR APPLE CUBES FOR SUPPER. Every night we always have 3 pea flakes and 3 apple cubes for supper during the winter. We would like them all year round but Slave only gives them to us during the winter as we live in the garage (much better than outside where Meg and I used to live) and it helps us build up our winter reserves (according to Slave). Our Slave came into see us last night and we were expecting supper, but oh no, all she did was put the duvet down over our hutch and with no apology whatsoever said "No supper tonight girls as I'm far too tired". Absolutely outrageous! What sort of excuse is that?!? Being too tired is not an excuse! We should be worshipped at every opportunity and our needs and wants should be anticipated even before we know them ourselves.

Yours in hopes of pea flakes and apple cubes every night forever

The Ever Beautiful Betsy
Shop Steward
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Dear Ever Beautiful Betsy,
You we’re quite right to write to the GPU about the absence of pea flakes and apple cubes. We think you should ‘accidentally’ bite your slave’s finger if she deigns to give you anything tonight.
We would also like to show our support by sending poops 💩 💩 💩 💩
 
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