AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
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Ahhhh love is in the air this week in our garden, esp with Dylan and April become close and sharing sneaky piggie kisseys!
So the boys thought they should write a guide for all piggies, to a loving lasting bond!
Step 2: Take turns with the cleaning now and then, it'll surprise your slave and keep things spontaneous!
Step 3: Take bonding baths, you'll smell handsomely wonderful and it means you can splash about (soaking your slave in the process!)
Step 4: Kiss! Yes, boar kissing it not just for girls, its very very boarly and means you can steal a strand of hay in the process.
Step 5:Learn to be flexible, squishable and most importantly learn to get there first!:
Step 6:Go on Adventures together, dont be scared to try new places!
Step 7: Whisper you're next escape plans to one another, you never know if the slave is listening in and its fun, as you can make up your very own secret wheek!
CON........
* Eating over dinner is essential to all piggie bonds, its the time when you can discuss new adventures and escape plans as well as the very important discussion of your next trash the cage/hutch plan.

So the boys thought they should write a guide for all piggies, to a loving lasting bond!
Harvey and Arties Guide to A lasting Bond.
Step One: Trash your home together, its fun, fabulous and really sets the mood for a 'boarmantic' dinner * 
Step 2: Take turns with the cleaning now and then, it'll surprise your slave and keep things spontaneous!

Step 3: Take bonding baths, you'll smell handsomely wonderful and it means you can splash about (soaking your slave in the process!)

Step 4: Kiss! Yes, boar kissing it not just for girls, its very very boarly and means you can steal a strand of hay in the process.

Step 5:Learn to be flexible, squishable and most importantly learn to get there first!:

Step 6:Go on Adventures together, dont be scared to try new places!

Step 7: Whisper you're next escape plans to one another, you never know if the slave is listening in and its fun, as you can make up your very own secret wheek!

CON........
* Eating over dinner is essential to all piggie bonds, its the time when you can discuss new adventures and escape plans as well as the very important discussion of your next trash the cage/hutch plan.