Hello from your new Shop Steward of the GPU. The One and Only Thea

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Dear Piggies in Forumland

As some of you may know, The Ever Beautiful Betsy has had to hand in her notice as your Shop Steward The Ever Beautiful Betsy would like to make an important announcement. and I am delighted that she has chosen me to be her replacement. I hope I can live up to her very capable role and I know that she is always in the Penthouse Suite above me if I ever need advice on how to represent you. I know I have big paws to follow and that she was your Shop Steward for years. I hope I can be just as good as she has been.

Yours very shakily (but excited for my new role)

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear the One and Only Thea,

It is with great pleasure we welcome you into this new role. You’re right. The Ever Beautiful Betsy has done a grand job representing all of us. She is very fair and had our best interests in mind. Whether it be complaining about rude photo of our behinds or having rubbish, boring and useless slaves. She had our backs through thick and thin. We know if the Ever Beautiful Betsy has chosen you then you are more than up for the job.

Good luck

Love Percy and Pepper

PS Pepper said hello. 😍
 
Welcome Thea to your new role! We are sure you will do a great job! ♥️♥️♥️
 
Congratulations on your new role!
You will be brilliant 🥰
 
Welcome to your new role Thea. ❤️

My piggies are already working on their complaints regarding the standard of service they received over the Christmas holidays. I heard whispers about late breakfasts and being served sprouts on three consecutive days. I'm sure that you will be hearing for them in due course.
 
Hello Thea, I’m sure you will make a very good Shop Steward of the GPU, be strong like Betsy and keep these slaves in check!
Love from Hector and Kiki and Ginger and Posh xx xx
 
Dear One and Only Thea,
While we are very sad that the Ever Beautiful Betsy has had to step down as GPU shop steward we are delighted that you are follo in her paw prints.
We wish you well in your new post.
If any piggy has problems providing enough poops for your payment, Priscilla would like to offer her services to you, so that you can help less poopy piggies.
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Dear One and Only Thea, I hope you appreciate what big shoes you have to fill. Betsy was such a hard working shop steward. She was tireless in campaigning for bigger, better, earlier breakfasts for all. We wish you well in your new role and look forward to working with you x
 
Dear The One and Only Thea,
Congratulations on your new job.
We look forward to working with you, and are sure you will do any amazing job of helping us guinea pigs keep the slaves in line.
With Squeaks and Wheeks from Hector and Hamish 💩
 
Dear The One and Only Thea,

Glad to hear there's a sensible piggy at the helm of the GPU now The Ever Beautiful Betsy has retired!
We have a big complaint for you to deal with already: CELERY. It is an evil food that has found its way into our posh dinner plates in the noo year. Hooman female called Mummy says celery is healthy and tasty, but if it is, might we enquire why she is not eating it herself? Seems like she was eating pizza when she told us how nice celery is, and had tried trick us into eating up her failed new year diet plan veg- we drew a firm line at the cauliflower, that was inflicted on Piggy Daddy as a wholesome curry, but the celery was well out of order.

Love from the PigglePuggle 7 its our new herd name that makes us sound like proper gangsta pigs :) x

PS that weird naked girl upstairs liked the celery but we all know she is just weird, prancing around with no furry pants on in January!
 
Congratulations, One and Only Thea! You will follow big paw prints, but we're sure, you'll do a brilliant job.
All the best and looking forward to working with you!
Billie, Tessy, Bonny, Vicky & Odi
 
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Dear The One and Only Thea,

Glad to hear there's a sensible piggy at the helm of the GPU now The Ever Beautiful Betsy has retired!
We have a big complaint for you to deal with already: CELERY. It is an evil food that has found its way into our posh dinner plates in the noo year. Hooman female called Mummy says celery is healthy and tasty, but if it is, might we enquire why she is not eating it herself? Seems like she was eating pizza when she told us how nice celery is, and had tried trick us into eating up her failed new year diet plan veg- we drew a firm line at the cauliflower, that was inflicted on Piggy Daddy as a wholesome curry, but the celery was well out of order.

Love from the PigglePuggle 7 its our new herd name that makes us sound like proper gangsta pigs :) x

PS that weird naked girl upstairs liked the celery but we all know she is just weird, prancing around with no furry pants on in January!
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Dear GPU

I have received a serious complaint from some of my fellow piggies in Forumland. The Piggle Puggle 7 may get their meals served on "elegant ceramic restaurant style sharing platter plates ideal for tapas, sushi or desserts" which sound very posh but they include celery.:vom::yikes:. I, personally, like celery but I know a lot of piggies think that is is evil food from the Devil himself and should be banned. Their Hooman is trying to get them to eat up her leftovers. Piggies should only ever be given food they like and not leftovers. Their Hooman even tried to tell them that celery was delicious while eating a Pizza which most probably was delicious but as they can't eat pizza they couldn't possibly comment! To make matters worse, she even made their lovely Piggy Daddy eat the cauliflower and he had to put it in a curry to disguise the taste.

Yours hoping my first ever letter gets results

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
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