AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2010
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“Good morning Piggie Forum! Mummys been bad, and neglected to tell the piggie forum about our amazing adventures....bad slave. So I thinks its about time we had a story!â€
“So yes, I Harvey, think its time to get my slave back into keeping us updated on piggie life outside of The Great Land of the Garden....and to update you on piggie life here...now let me begin....morning starts with the crow of George, also known as the Your-Very-Loud-Its-Six-Forty-Shut-Up-Ruddy-Cockerel by the slaves, and Tabbitha woke up to another beautiful morning without her huspigâ€
“Ohh Percy-Roo where are you? You’re never here to share our morning veggimbles.â€
“Percy-Roo, as you may remember is a pig of many talents and trades, and recently he’s taken up to escaping from the run to take up his new piggie hobby of Street Dance, known in piggie world as Street PopCorn. I’ll let Percy-Roo explainâ€
“ A Huspig has a duty to his wife, and to his slave. That duty is to protect his family whenever possible, for example to knaw the dustpan so it can no longer steal your poops....â€
“To guard your home, from slaves who use the pan, which steals your poops. And if that slave approaches popcorn, run, hide and spend the time which your slave should be getting ready for work refusing to move from under the hutch. After all the slave has wasted all your time collecting poops. I find Street Popcorn works well in this situation the slave is too awestruck to move.â€
“And when your slave finally gives in and provides you with Veggitibbles (or Vegimbles as my wife likes to call them) you can relax proud that you have done your duty.â€
“And this is why piggie forum, I spend most of my days without a huspig. So my slave, is looking for a sister to join me. Life is sometimes lonely when you have a Roo Bear as a huspig.â€
(con)
“So yes, I Harvey, think its time to get my slave back into keeping us updated on piggie life outside of The Great Land of the Garden....and to update you on piggie life here...now let me begin....morning starts with the crow of George, also known as the Your-Very-Loud-Its-Six-Forty-Shut-Up-Ruddy-Cockerel by the slaves, and Tabbitha woke up to another beautiful morning without her huspigâ€
“Ohh Percy-Roo where are you? You’re never here to share our morning veggimbles.â€
“Percy-Roo, as you may remember is a pig of many talents and trades, and recently he’s taken up to escaping from the run to take up his new piggie hobby of Street Dance, known in piggie world as Street PopCorn. I’ll let Percy-Roo explainâ€
“ A Huspig has a duty to his wife, and to his slave. That duty is to protect his family whenever possible, for example to knaw the dustpan so it can no longer steal your poops....â€
“To guard your home, from slaves who use the pan, which steals your poops. And if that slave approaches popcorn, run, hide and spend the time which your slave should be getting ready for work refusing to move from under the hutch. After all the slave has wasted all your time collecting poops. I find Street Popcorn works well in this situation the slave is too awestruck to move.â€
“And when your slave finally gives in and provides you with Veggitibbles (or Vegimbles as my wife likes to call them) you can relax proud that you have done your duty.â€
“And this is why piggie forum, I spend most of my days without a huspig. So my slave, is looking for a sister to join me. Life is sometimes lonely when you have a Roo Bear as a huspig.â€
(con)
me, the boys, Tabby, Percy-Roo, Thimble and Wazzle are back and will be rejoining the forum we've missed it! 
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