I bring forth my tale of Woe...

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This morning at 4am, my slave appeared, Shocked my face says it all does she not know I'm sleeping..

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I was forced to come out and drink Water - she said this was punishment for last Saturday :(!

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Some slaves shouldn't be allowed pigs!

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On a brighter note - I'm to scared to squeak now in case I get more water!
 
drooldrooldrool oh Patrick, being woken up at 4am! Golly gosh! Doesn't your slave know every pig needs their beauty sleep?!

Ps *it's only because she thinks you are the most specialist pig and she wants you to get better:p*
 
Oh Patrick my sweetie - I just hope she let you go back to sleep afterwards.

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Aww Patrick you are SO scrummy. Mummy wants you better so much, and thats why she gives you the water. Its great to hear your not squeaking today xx
 
Awww Patrick ..... I'm sure your slave has your best interests at heart .... and I'm sure your slave doesnt really want to get up at that time either.....

Of course, peeing on your slave is always a good way to take revenge :))

xx
 
CandyFloss said:
Awww Patrick ..... I'm sure your slave has your best interests at heart .... and I'm sure your slave doesnt really want to get up at that time either.....

Of course, peeing on your slave is always a good way to take revenge :))

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His slave was just getting in....:x
 
harold_the_pig said:
LOL good night then?
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An hour of that time was spent waiting on the bus and travelling home but you do have to love the night bus! Was a good night I didn't syringe him water last week and was repaid by him passing blood on the Saturday - not making that mistake twice! :))..
 
Patrick you are scrumptious! x)x)x)

Piggie and hooman kisses for you xxxxx
 
Awww, Patrick! We don't expect Slaves to be around at that hour in the morning especially armed with a syringe.... now veggies that would be a different proposition! :))
 
Aw Patrick, try and drink more and then mummy won't have to wake you up in the middle of the night.
 
Aww Patrick... your mummy is very naughty waking you up at that disgraceful time in the morning. I hope you told her off and then had another good sleep afterwards..... hehe. It was for your own good though.... you don't want your bladder to be all ouchy again!
 
awwwwwww............oh deary me...........oh oooooooh...............she saw them...........yup......and then KERPLUNKED! rolleyes:))

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP ..........JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP .........wakies up mummy!

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ..........---------------

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Nexy quick come now please!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............huh?...........awwwww.......
.loooookies tis Patrick..........oh blah fancy beings woken early in the morning during sleeepies time............NEXY............er yes?..............concentrate.................but Velvey he's sooo cute drool..............NEXY........yeah yea..............oright orf i go thens

TAP TAP TAP ................HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER................CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK.............fuzzbutt not workings......

TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TO BE CONTINUED................
 
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF..........Onyx Onyx.......puff puff.........we've come as quickly as we could! what's the...........WOAH..........oh it's little Patrick awwww

No awwwwww's guys hes got woken up!.....loookies at his sleepy face!...........oh yeah he does look a bit sleeeepy!.......right let's get this machine working guys...............hey little buddy i'll give you a heave up to the side valves........thanks Bella...........ok onto my nose, climb up......ooh those claws are sharp........sowwwy Bella.........no worries Tom..........ok hold on we're gonna stretch up........streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch...........thanks Bella........ cooeeeeeeee Onyx can you open up the lever thanks, just a bit...........ooooooof................peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck.........all A OK now..............righto, now Bella give me a paw to get this right open...........ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof...............ye haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whee did it!

Velvey whee did it!................incredible, what a fab effort guys........i'll start the count down then...............on the count of three

ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ........PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP.........o...................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUM PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ........oh my................GULP......cute..................dark ones............kissable................handsome.......................adorable...............
gorgeous................lovely..........sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


PIGGIE LIPS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo
 
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