I Feel A Bit Bullied

[Wigwig]

Archie just pinned my face down, ate a turd and then jammed his tongue in my mouth with stinky turd + dong breath and he nearly scratched my eye when I was trying to escape with keeping me in place. Mama rescued me, she scooped him up, he didn't even notice her approaching. He has a huge chunk of boar glue under his chin as well.

Urgh it tastes as bad as it smells, why archie, i love you but why do you do this to me?

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Mother Hubbard]

Priceless

 

[Tiamolly123]

Ha ha, so funny

 

[Pawz]

Yuuuuuuuuuck!

 

[Kylie80]

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but laugh lol.

 

[Critter]

Oh my! Somehow there are just no words! Archie you are a shocking boy, behave yourself please! I'm sure your poop is very tasty but it's one of those things that you really shouldn't be sharing in this way. Bad boy!

 

[VickiA]

Boys !

 

[Wigwig]

Yes he is such a wicked critter.

In his favorite chill out spot.

 

[Bella123]

This thread made my night! It's soo funny!

 

[CavySlave23]

Brings a new meaning to bad breath

 

[CarnivalPiggy]

Good gracious lol, sharing is caring

 

[Hank288]

Wow, that is love if you still love him after that (just kidding). This is hilarious to read but I am sure it wasn't for you

 

[Wigwig]

Yes he is a stinky little guinea pig but he is so loving, he was asleep in his box in my bed this morning and he presses his sweet feet against my cheek and was dreaming like crazy.

 

[Misty]

Try it with a faint black lab dog its alot worse