I thought I was the only one who had theories on piggies partying all night long.
If I ever go out the garage to sort out the tumble dryer or whatever i ge "WEEEEEKK" WEEEKKK" as soon as I unlock the conservatory door which is about 10 metres from the garage. Not to mention they have about 4 layers over the top of them!
I have thought about spying on them. I work for 3 in the business division and we sell a 3G video camera called a Pupillo. Basically you can dial into it from a video phone and watch/listen to what the camera is pointing at. It can even work in the dark (greenscreen like Most haunted) so you can spy on them!
If you have a 3 video phone, look it up, Ive benig bugging my boss to get me one for free!