I've got a new hair do! Love Finley Pig

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Dear guinea pig forum members,

I thought that it was important that you all knew what my slave has been up to! This cannot continue! I was fast asleep in my beautiful wooden house when I was rudely awaken this morning, there were these sharp things and my favourite fleecy blanket on a really high ledge, and then all of a sudden there was this 'snip, snip, snipping' sound and my beautiful locks were falling all around me.

If this wasn't enough, she then decided to cut my toe nails grrrr i've been growing them for days so that I can look like a scary lion pig and now all my hard work is lost! Just when I thought i'd escaped and I could go back to peace I got plonked in water! YUK, and now I smell like a big girl :red i've been peeing on myself and thought that I smelt very boarly the last few days, I'm trying to win over Mabel to be my wifepig, now what is she going to think of me?!

I have photographic evidence to get this cruelty to pigs stopped!

My flowing locks have gone, now how can i drag it through my pee and poo to smell boarly?
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Look! Photographic evidence! It's not even like it was a little bit!
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In the disgusting clean water:
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Look how silly I look now!
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and I seem to have a piece of hair that just wont lie flat! I'm trying to look boarly, not like an Elvis pig! Mabel has told me she's doesn't like Elvis!
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M only defense was trying to get the slave wet!
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I think us pigs need to reunite and stop these awful things from happening to us! Are you with me pigs?!
 
I love the new haircut! Dont worry Finley, it will grow back soon!
 
PoppyandPansy said:
SO CUTE! How many guinea pigs do you have?
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Thanks! At the moment i have two sows (Mabel and Dottie) and i have been attempting to bond them with Finley who i re-homed from Walsall RSPCA last week. Unfortunately Mabel really doesn't seem to like little Finley so if i have to find Finley a friend it's looking like i might end up with 4 rolleyes

CandyFloss said:
Oh Finley .... you still look x) x) x)
Make sure the slave pays you extra veggies to win you round though
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Of course! He has been spoilt with treats from Aunty Sally today after more bonding antics!
 
Hi Finley, Munchie and the gang here.

Whee have posted in another thread where piggies have been complaining about their slaves and whee shall tell you the same thing: we feel your pain, annoyance and the indignity you feel over loosing your locks.

However, whee would like to let you know that the ladies in this gang, all fifteen of us (Teaser is smitten by her boy so can't see what whee see - weirdo), think that you are an incredibly handsome example of boarness and whee would be more than willing to look after you and help you mess yourself up again.

Love,
Munchie and the girls!
 
Finley you are still very very boarly and handsome, all our girls think you are x) x)
 
I've just had the lovely Finley pig out for cuddles and have told him all of your lovely comments. He is very pleased that every one still thinks he is a handsome boar and he's starting to rather like his new hair do now that he is nearly dried off :))

ps, Finley pig would love to meet with Munchie and the gang and have fun getting all messy again! :))
 
Caron deeply sympathises with Finlay, but she says that not having to be groomed daily was worth it for her!

She still thinks that he is ever so handsome!
 
Wiebke said:
Caron deeply sympathises with Finlay, but she says that not having to be groomed daily was worth it for her!

She still thinks that he is ever so handsome!
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Awww Caron is such a beautiful girl, wish you were closer Wiebke! I'd so love to meet your tribe! Finley is a very good boy, he let me brush, snip, cut toenails and wash him without much of a peep. :)
 
Hi Finlay, I have some secret Pigtures of the cruelty that we coronets have to go through for the sake of our so called slaves. This is me having my hair hacked by one of my slaves. My Lymington sister Caron is right in that we don't have to have a comb dragged through our hair any more.
If you're going to the second annual Cavy Corner Pignic at Doncaster this September 18th then you will see me and quite possibly Caron too.

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I think you look quite dashing actually. But don't tell Tufty I said so.
 
Guinea pigs <3 said:
Awww Caron is such a beautiful girl, wish you were closer Wiebke! I'd so love to meet your tribe! Finley is a very good boy, he let me brush, snip, cut toenails and wash him without much of a peep. :)
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I wish Finlay was closer as Caron is decidedly NOT a fan of grooming! He could show her how it was done... ;)
 
Dindypig said:
Hi Finlay, I have some secret Pigtures of the cruelty that we coronets have to go through for the sake of our so called slaves. This is me having my hair hacked by one of my slaves. My Lymington sister Caron is right in that we don't have to have a comb dragged through our hair any more.
If you're going to the second annual Cavy Corner Pignic at Doncaster this September 18th then you will see me and quite possibly Caron too.

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I think you look quite dashing actually. But don't tell Tufty I said so.
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Aww i wish i could come but i live in London! If i had a car i might consider a three hour drive to come along :x , but sadly i don't! London is rubbish for anything piggy, it's such a shame, i would have thought it being a big city there would be things going on!

Wiebke said:
I wish Finlay was closer as Caron is decidedly NOT a fan of grooming! He could show her how it was done... ;)
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Oooooh i wish, i wish!
 
Ps, i'm sure i've seen your piggy before but what is her/his name?! She/he is very beautiful x) imagine and piggy photo shot with Caron, Finley and your piggy drooldrooldrooldrool
 
Dear Finley,

I have long locks too, my mummy only cuts my backside hair though as my long locks represent my boarlyness too make sure you're mummy doesnt cut your hair again flump next time she goes near you with the scissors

Lots of wheeks,

Percy-Rupert x
 
Guinea pigs <3 said:
Ps, i'm sure i've seen your piggy before but what is her/his name?! She/he is very beautiful x) imagine and piggy photo shot with Caron, Finley and your piggy drooldrooldrooldrool
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Her name is Cupcake and she is quite the drama queen, just like Caron.
There may well be some people coming to the Pignic from south of london but they've not confirmed it yet. Will pm you the details.
 
Dear Finley

HOW DEGRADING it's disgusting what you went thru :{
whee too suffer these terrible things at times.......Velvet is a whimp and squeals heaps.........hey i DO NOT! .........yeah you do.......
Well anyways..........whee send you lots of girlie kisses xoxoxoxoxoxo
Whee still think you're one handsome dude tho

Velvet and Onyx x
 
AudioHeart said:
Dear Finley,

I have long locks too, my mummy only cuts my backside hair though as my long locks represent my boarlyness too make sure you're mummy doesnt cut your hair again flump next time she goes near you with the scissors

Lots of wheeks,

Percy-Rupert x
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Dear Percy-Roo,

Thank you for your advice, i will be sure to flump on the slave next time she tries to cut my long locks :))

Love Finley pig x

Glynis said:
Dear Finley

HOW DEGRADING it's disgusting what you went thru :{
whee too suffer these terrible things at times.......Velvet is a whimp and squeals heaps.........hey i DO NOT! .........yeah you do.......
Well anyways..........whee send you lots of girlie kisses xoxoxoxoxoxo
Whee still think you're one handsome dude tho

Velvet and Onyx x
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Dear Velvet and Onyx,

I am glad that you understand my pain, and phew, you still think that i am boarly and handsome x) kisses to you girls xoxoxoxo

Love Finley pig x
 
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