I quite like this joke there is three monkeys named manners, poo and excuse me and they are all walking down the road and suddenly poo trips over and manners bends down to help pick him up. Meanwhile excuse me carries on walking down the road and bumps into a police officer and the police officer says excuse me where's your manners and excuse me says he's down the road picking up poo. xx
Umm my awful Christmas cracker joke....but i love it
What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Shark?
A bird that talks your ear off
ok here is another knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper....
....sold his soul to Santa!
Two blondes walk into a building....
....you'd have thought one of them would have seen it!
(Two of my favourites!)
A blonde is sat watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "2 brazillian men die in a sky diving accident".
Blonde starts sobbing "that's so horrible! so many men dying like that!"
After a few minutes the blonde still sobbing turns to her husband and says "how many is 2 brazillian?"
Ok this is from my hubby -
A man walks into a a Dr's and say " Dr Dr I feel like a Guinea Pig!"
Dr ask's " How long you been feeling like a Guinea Pig?"
Man says " About a Wheeeek!"
what do you call a crazy squirrel?
NUTS!
mwahahahaha mwahahahaha, mwaha mwaha mwahahahahahahahah