Lenny SOS . Message for all piggies out there 😂

[JimmythePig]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Piggies&buns]

We, Dexter and Popcorn, also want to join.
Utterly exasperated and are staging a lay in protest in this huge hay pile, we are starving, we’ve not had vegetables for aaaages, it’s been at least ten minutes since we ha....nom nom....hang on, this hay....yum....mmm...what we’re we saying...oh yes, no vegetables....feed us....

 

[rp1993]

We Pepper & Pringle are also joining the rebellion, we have the most expensive hay our slave can buy and refuse to eat any other, two bowls of veggies a day and just a small bowl of nuggets! We are also really good and emotional blackmailing her into giving us strawberry tops but we have to look extra cute!
Here is one of my cute faces I pull when asking for food!

 

[LucyP]

Betty and Winnie from London here. Count us in. Look at this empty bowl- it’s an outrage!

 

[alpacasqueak]

Luigi said him and his ladies are in, all absolutely starved round here too! He might actually have to eat metal!


(My ears hurt just looking at it the porky bar-biter! )

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

We want to sign up too! How dare slave limit our veggies to a measly 50g and only 6g of pellets each! 6 GRAMS! A piggy could STARVE around here! I mean look at us! You know you can't resist

 

[Flutterby]

 

[exia]

Pikachu wants to sign up. He can't believe that someone ate all the kale!


Joe and Bob are very mutch in!


Chip takes a raincheck. He's quite busy. Ask again in five!

 

[Merab's Slave]

Mine all want in, especially Micah. Sometimes he has to go as long as a minute without eating - it’s a total disgrace.
They are especially upset by the fact that the slaves conspire with each other so we can’t wheedle 2 snacks out of them
You can see how we’re fading away- Piggies Unite

 

[Gem789]

My pigs said they want to join in too. I said shut up and eat your salad

 

[Zanzan]

Tip for the protestors....wise rainbow pig Lucinda used to say if you put a loofah carrot in your bowl and do a popcorn it will turn into real food

But it might take a bit of time to work so you might want to do some begging while you wait

 

[BoredBellaaa]

Dear GPF forum members piggies please help me. I am so mistreated. I only get 2 meals a day and all I get is coriander, pepper, fine beans ,cucumber and occasional sweetcorn, carrot and sugar snap peas. I get just over a tbsp of guinea pig crunch and endless hay. I only get 3-4 hours a day in my run with my friend Frankie. I think the piggie experts may have it wrong because 2 big handfuls of veg a day would be better. Let’s come together piggies and protest!

Alfie and Archie agree with this! They think we should feed them more often! They also suggest a Guinea Pig Union!