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Good clean ones.. I do have loads or rude ones too, but they wont be posted! ;) ;)

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.


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in need of a pick me up!

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.


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There once was a man named Paul
Who went to a costume ball
He thought he would risk it
and go as a biscuit
but, a dog ate him up in the hall
 
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In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat
 
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