Limericks!

[kellyandpiggies]

Good clean ones.. I do have loads or rude ones too, but they wont be posted!

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

Mrs Player xx

 

[Michele]

lol

 

[kellyandpiggies]

in need of a pick me up!

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

Mrs Player xx

 

[kellyandpiggies]

There once was a man named Paul
Who went to a costume ball
He thought he would risk it
and go as a biscuit
but, a dog ate him up in the hall

 

[kellyandpiggies]

In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat

 

[claire]

lol there really good ;D

Love
Claire
x