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MrsM

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Hello,

my name is Frank, but my mommy calls me Frankkie. I am 6 months old and traditionally built. I am a white rex with blue eyes. I like chin tickles, popcorning in the cuddle- cups and generally running around like crazy. My favourite food is green bean but I quite enjoy a carrot or two and my daddy's home-grown brocoli is divine (minus the crawlies, that is). I am quite shy. I live with my friend Finlay but he's fallen in lurv with Ceri (she lives with Wiebke) and has little time to play with me ATM. So, I'm looking for warm and fuzzy companionship.

Ideally, I'd like a lady friend who enjoys good food and good conversation. It's been said I am the loudest wheeker in the village! If you think I am the pig for you, please send me a note with your photograph... We could always go out for a plate of grass, or share a few cucumber sticks and catch a movie...


Looking forward to hearing from you soon...


Frankkie

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PS: my mommy says that this relationship, of course, will remain 'virtual'. She says I can't have any minis, but I don't want any anyway, she has one and it makes too much noise, can't eat on his own and can't do the toilet on his own...
 
This has the be the sweetest thing ever :<>

And he is absolutely beautiful!
Any lady-pig would be lucky to have such a handsome man-pig for a partner!
 
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looks like Lulu is interested... Frankkie is very excited!
 
Hiya Frank,

Have you checked out our rehoming sections? we have a load of girlies in who would be more then happy to be your virtual GF while here in the rescue :)):))
 
Becky, that is a great idea and there's nothing wrong with looking at eye-candy!:)):))
 
Auntie Nerys is offering Frankkie an open ear and a big Bosom to cry on until he's found his dream girl. Provided, he can catch her between suffing herself and sleeping it off... rolleyes

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lovely girl indeed, however, Frankkie is partial to a little more fuzziness...rolleyesrolleyesrolleyes
 
Furby says she will be frankie's friend aslong as he can convince cottonbud to leave her alone, she knows she is in season but she is taking the mickey now!
 
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This is furby yet again trying to escape! She has mad hair and is a bossy little madam and is quite petite at 850g and just under a year old. Hope frankie likes an older sexy piggy
 
dear me, Frankkie at 6 months is already 1100g + ...

She's very pretty and has a really cute pinky nosey. Frankkie says he'd prefer a fuzzier friend, though but he agrees that Furby is sexy...
 
she says she is not willing to undergo shock therapy to get the required fuzzy look and think frankie needs to look inside the piggy under the fur, but he is an adolescent male after all so what does she expect rolleyes
 
Hallow Frankkie

My name is Joanna and my mummy says I am a himi....not to sure what she mean though...but mummy says it makes me beautiful!

I had a rough start in life but now I'm settled and have accepted that I can be loved I'm ready to start looking for a handsome virtual boyfriend and when mummy saw your picture she said you were very handsome; I had a look and thought so too so :red

My favourite food is celery and like you I am quite shy, but I make a make racket to let my mummy know when I am hungry.

I'm not very fond on people apart from my mummy but I like other piggys and would enjoy having snuggles with you - you could be big strong and protect me from the other mean peoples in the world!

Much love
Joanna x

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Furby has decided that she no longer wants a virtual boyfriend but needs to convince daddy to let her have jive move in once he has been fixed, wishing joanna all the best!
 
lovelygirl said:
she says she is not willing to undergo shock therapy to get the required fuzzy look and think frankie needs to look inside the piggy under the fur, but he is an adolescent male after all so what does she expect rolleyes
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lovelygirl said:
Furby has decided that she no longer wants a virtual boyfriend but needs to convince daddy to let her have jive move in once he has been fixed, wishing joanna all the best!
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Frankkie would like to know if they can still, erm, be friends?:)):))
 
Joanna, Frankkie has gone very quiet... I don't know what that means...?/?/
 
will ask her after she has finished sulking (bad mummy has been eating sweeties with noisy wrappers and a bag of crisps and not sharing!), I am sure she will say yes but you never really know with furby she is typical red head a bit fiery and changes her mind constantly
 
why have you been naughty? what is going on with all the spam posts? is it frankie just going wild with the keyboard?
 
exactly, no one online to help against the dodgy stuff....

Frankkie is exercising! and mommy is mucking out...:(
 
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