Make A Wish, And Someone Will Curse It

Pht

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But they would give you the wrong prescription

I wish I could give my guinea pigs every toy in the world
 

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But everyone around you will die sooner

I wish I didn't have brothers
 

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You'd miss them though (I know how you feel - my brother is a complete waste of space!)

I wish my best friend in the whole wide world was my sister.
 

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(Same!) But then you'd argue and wouldn't like each other

I wish everyone was kind and compassionate
 

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but then nobody would stand out as being a beautiful soul.

I wish every day was like today spending time with my sisters, baking, sewing and watching tv
 

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But you would be took human tests on

I wish I could draw animals
 

Mo & Stubbins & Vani

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But you would ALWAYS be spontaneously asked to sing at parties!

I wish I could take the piggies outside to eat some of the beautiful grass in the yard!
 

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But then it would rain and you would have to bring them back in!

I wish I could play the piano.
 

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but every time you were within a mile of a piano you would feel a desperate urge to hunt it down and play it and you could not rest until you did so

I wish duvet covers would change themselves
 

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But they might just end up in one corner smelling bad coz they don't know how to get a wash in the machine!

I wish I could lose some weight without exercising.
 

Pht

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But you wouldn't be able to eat any food!

I wish my guinea pigs were litter trained
 

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But you would have to change their litter area every hour!

I wish I can cook a meal worthy to be in Masterchef.
 

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but you would have to put in that much effort to make dinner every night

I wish I could own all the pets I want
 

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With all the exercise, feeding and clearing up after them you would never have time to do anything else.

I wish to have someone to do all my ironing
 
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