Miss Bramble says "I'm not to be messed with as I am now a chonky piggy!"

[Betsy]

Dear Piggies in Forumland

I just thought I'd let you know that I officially a chonky piggy. I'm very proud of this fact and so your Slaves had better behave themselves. I topped the scales this morning for the first time at over a kilo! I am in fact 1003g. When my Slave first adopted me and my Mum Misty in May last year I only weighed a tiny 572g. Show your Slaves this photographic evidence and tell them they better not step out of line!



Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Truffolo]

Truffle would like Miss Bramble to know that she looks absolutely terrific. He couldn't get Polo to write for him as the they have fallen out, so he asked me instead and I said it is absolutely the case and I would be glad to let her know. Polo says to mention that she's so spiffing, both in appearance and in the work she does (but Polo is a bit afraid of her and thinks Truffle might be jealous)

 

[fluffysal]

Dear Miss Bramble,
More of you to love. You would still look very petite and ladylike next to either of us as we are hunky chunks of boarliness.
Rumbles and kisses,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris

 

[Claire W]

Dear beautiful Miss Bramble, you look amazing Well done to you and your slave x

 

[weepweeps]

Miss Bramble well done on achieving chonky status. Keep up the munching. Love Pebble and Patrick

 

[YvonneBlue]

Miss Bramble congratulations on reaching chonky pig status.

 

[Bertie & Jelly]

Dear Miss Bramble you are a very gorgeous chonky pig

 

[AidaB]

Dear Miss Bramble,
You are looking lovely, and very cuddly!
wheeky weeeks from Wally

P.S As you mentioned weight Slave says I need a diet I was 1.26Kg at my last weigh in.( rumble, bar chew, rumble!)

 

[Betsy]

There is nothing wrong with being a chonky boar Wally!

 

[Merab]

Beautiful Miss Bramble.
Chunky is good

 

[A Guinea Pig]

Ella would like to congratulate Miss Bramble for joining the chonky club

However, Lulu would like some advice though as 700 grams is not cutting it for her….

 

[Betsy]

Dear Lulu

Just eat lots of hay, more lots of hay and more more lots of hay. Hay is lovely and tasty and good for your digestion and gives you lots of goodness.

Your chonky friend
Miss Bramble

 

[KK327]

That's brilliant news - well done !

 

[Bill & Ted]

Tilly says Congratulations Miss Bramble I’m hoping to get to a Chonky girl soon, a bit to go yet though

 

[Zanzan]

Miss Bramble, without being personal do you have a chonky bottom yet? My Lucinda had a humongous booty and my mum used to say she looked like an aeroplane turning round Congratulations on your gorgeousness

 

[Betsy]

My bum has yet to mature into chonkiness.

 

[Zanzan]

Well we will all be here when it does!

 

[Ramia]

My boy Stripe is 1.11 kg, and was wondering if Miss Bramble would consider a long distance relationship with a fellow chonk?

 

[fluffysal]

Stripe is not a chonk. Dignified Sir George averages 1280g and @weepweeps Pebble is over 1300g. @exia I think has the chunkiest with Kongo at 1695g.
Anyway, Stripe needs to get in line as The Beastie Boys have been flirting with Miss Bramble since before he was born!
Also, I strongly suspect that she (secretly) uses the Boars Galore thread as her own personal tinder

 

[Ramia]

Lol! Did I mention Stripe has a charming American wheekccent?

 

[rhymer]

Many congratulations Miss Bramble on your chunk achievement.xx

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

I think you deserve a treat to celebrate

 

[weepweeps]

We were all scared of you when you were not a chonky lady. Now we are terrified lol x

 

[Minnou]

I'm just going to stay in the cupboard under the stairs forever as per Gaia and Miss Lady Beefcake Bramble's wishes.

 

[weepweeps]

I'm just going to stay in the cupboard under the stairs forever as per Gaia and Miss Lady Beefcake Bramble's wishes.

Gaia will release you once she realises no veggies will be on offer.

 

[weepweeps]

I think girls get more attitude once they get chonky but my Pebble, who is a big fat chonky 1.3kg is a big fat softy

 

[Minnou]

Gaia will release you once she realises no veggies will be on offer.

Gaia is chonky enough to knock the fridge over and get the veggies herself.

 

[weepweeps]

Gaia is chonky enough to knock the fridge over and get the veggies herself.

. See that’s what I mean. Pebble would still wait patiently for me to get his veggies.

 

[Minnou]

. See that’s what I mean. Pebble would still wait patiently for me to get his veggies.

So he would shove you in the cupboard and watch you perish and then expect you to get up and get his veggies for him? How strong does he think your spirit is?

 

[Truffolo]

I think Miss Bramble would consider a toy boar (or two)