Most Embaressing moment ever?

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Hello, thought this would be a nice chance for everyone to share either a funny memory or one of your most embaressing times ever:L?
 
In the distant past when I was a teenager I'd dumped my clothes on the bedroom floor in my usual fashion. The following morning I put on clean pants but the previous day's jeans.
As I walked past the bakers on the way to work, the previous days knickers which had been down the leg of the jeans, fell out of the bottom of them.

Then there was the time my sister and I turned up at a fancy dress party and we were the only one's dressed up.

I could probably go on for hours..........
 
one time during a play I walked into a metal steel ladder and wacked my head - worst thing was it was being filmed so I got the privilege of watching the cringeworthy moment all over again
 
last week, I was at a restaurant with friends. We got in a bit of a pickle over who'd had some of the vegetables when the waitress came to collect the plates. To which I exclaimed 'well, I had a wedgie!' you know a potato wedgie!:red:red:red:red
 
On a really crowded train I fell right into the lap of a man. I could not even get up as there was nothing to hold. He was with his girlfriend and she was angry. The train was full of football fans and they all laughed and cheered.:red:red:red
 
piggyfan said:
On a really crowded train I fell right into the lap of a man. I could not even get up as there was nothing to hold. He was with his girlfriend and she was angry. The train was full of football fans and they all laughed and cheered.:red:red:red
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hahha thats the best one so farrr :L x
 
When I was 13yrs I'd been asked out on my very first date. I'd spent hours getting ready and at 5pm my Mum drove me to the ice rink. I was so nervous and excited - but acted completely cool.

I got out the car and waltzed on over to him where he was sat sitting on a wall waiting for me. I said hi, dead cool like, and jumped up to sit on the wall beside him - all fine - except I totally misjudged it, and went straight over the back of the wall and was stuck with my legs in a giant V shape.

Didn't help that through tears of laughter my Mum had to pull the car over (she'd seen me in the rear view mirror) and got out of the car trying to ask if I was ok, but couldn't stand up straight because she couldn't stop laughing all the time I was shouting 'yes yes I'm fine' as I wriggled around on the floor trying to get up.xx
 
I once farted really loudly in the middle of a school assembly. :red


Perforimng in a school play a magician dropped a rabbit out of his hat whilst I was on stage and I picked it up for him, only realizing afterwards that he was supposed to drop it To be funny :red
 
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Back when I was a teenager, at a football match talking with my friend about a certain players bottom and rating it out of 10 (as you do as teenage girls) only for the lady in front of me to turn round and announce that the player in question was her son :x eeek")
 
:(|) Had lots of them tbh but one that will always make me cringe was at an Officers Mess dinner (my ex hubby was in the forces)
Very formal affair at a plush venue with one of those huge, elegant staircases going the full width of the room ?/ I had to powder my nose and managed to faultlessly get up the stairs but coming back down was a different story.
I was wearing new stiletto mules and a long dress...tripped and crashed to the bottom of the stairs knocking a waiter with a tray full of drinks flying - the drinks ended up in some posh woman's lap :p
The whole room went silent and my hubby just looked in the other direction :red
Another time at a Christmas do, I got a bit carried away to the 80's music, flailing my arms around and smacked someone full force around the back of the head :x
I've fallen through a door into a crowded pub (where the guy who helped me is now my current partner), walked through town with a skirt that had split revealing my undies and grabbed a hat off a womans head shouting that she 'looked like an old tart' thinking it was my mate :{ It wasn't :x
The list goes on...
 
Guinea pig slave said:
:(|) Had lots of them tbh but one that will always make me cringe was at an Officers Mess dinner (my ex hubby was in the forces)
Very formal affair at a plush venue with one of those huge, elegant staircases going the full width of the room ?/ I had to powder my nose and managed to faultlessly get up the stairs but coming back down was a different story.
I was wearing new stiletto mules and a long dress...tripped and crashed to the bottom of the stairs knocking a waiter with a tray full of drinks flying - the drinks ended up in some posh woman's lap :p
The whole room went silent and my hubby just looked in the other direction :red
Another time at a Christmas do, I got a bit carried away to the 80's music, flailing my arms around and smacked someone full force around the back of the head :x
I've fallen through a door into a crowded pub (where the guy who helped me is now my current partner), walked through town with a skirt that had split revealing my undies and grabbed a hat off a womans head shouting that she 'looked like an old tart' thinking it was my mate :{ It wasn't :x
The list goes on...
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haha guys there all great,, cant wait to hear some moree:Dxxxx
 
Many many years ago, when I was still a pup...I was in a choir. Being a short arse, I was always stood at the front more or less. Anyway, at rehearsal with a live band, we were put on the stage and made to stand on benches.

Well after a bit of fun and much giggling about the conductors zipper being undone...I giggled too much, slipped...fell forward and knocked the next row of people who then fell off the stage into the orchestra pit.mallethead

Some bruises, clattered instruments and one red faced little girl with hands over her face clearly gave the game away as to whom the culprit was.:x :red
 
ok i have two :red
first one
i started a new job and on my first week went the loo and one of the young lads walked in while i had my pants round my ankles, I'm going red just thinking about it, i didnt speak or look him in the eye until he left 3 months later:red

and the second one
i was running for the train an fell in the rain outside a busy station flat on me face and then had to sit on the train with a cut elbow and wet through:red
 
i remember once i like year 2 a lonngg time ago farting in the class :// and i remember just a couple of years ago being with my friends and completley just falling flat on my face infront of boys and one of the teachers:L the list goes on!
 
Me directly involved:
In high school (back in the dark ages) I was in a spelling contest and my stomach started growling loudly. The proctor or whatever he was called would call out the word to spell, and my stomach would say "RRRRRRRROWWWWWL". Everyone pretended it wasn't happening, but being only 17, I was mortified. (I won the contest, BTW.)

Me indirectly involved:
I belong to a drinking club that sings bawdy songs. Sometimes ppl bring their children. We try to keep the bawdiness down then, but don't always succeed. One day we were singing a variation of the "Happy Birthday To You" song; we sang "Happy Birthday F**k You" loudly. The parents of one little girl, 3.5 or 4 years old, didn't realize that was the only version of "Happy Birthday" she had ever heard. One day at a little friend's birthday when they started singing she joined in, because of course she already knew the words, and was singing "Happy Birthday F**k You" at the top of her little lungs.

Me [*]very[/*] directly involved:
One Christmas bonfire night with the above-mentioned club it was about 25 degrees F (3.8 degrees C) and after a few beers my best friend (male) decided he wanted to fulfill a lifelong fantasy and go streaking through the crowd. He was too afraid to do it on his own so he asked me to go with. Having had about the same amount of beer and feeling much holiday merriment, I agreed.

Lunatics that we were, we took off our clothes in the dark and went running naked around the bonfires, hand in hand. Oh, we were laughing and everyone enjoyed it. Or so we thought. As soon as we got dressed, here came the mother of a 5-year-old boy who was present. OMG, we had completely forgotten about the couple of children that were there, completely. Beer will do that to a memory. We braced ourselves for the tongue-lashing.

The mother said, "I just want you to know that we have spent the past YEAR trying to get him to keep his clothes on. He saw you two and IMMEDIATELY wanted to know WHY he had to keep HIS clothes on! Thanks a lot!" Oh, oh, oh, that could have been so much worse!

p.s. My sympathies are with Guinea Pig Slave; having also been an officer's wife, I completely understand, poor dear!
 
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This embarrassment isn't mine, it's one of my customers from a long and distant past. Many moons ago as a fresh faced 14 year old, I was a milk lad delivering fresh milk on a large round. One Thursday evening I was out with my boss collecting customers payments for the milk delivered that week. I knocked on one door and a very attractive/shapely naked blonde jumped out from behind the door and shouted "Surprise!" I most certainly was! She screamed, slammed the door shut and returned 2 minutes later suitably covered. She couldn't apologise enough explaining it's her husband's birthday and she was surprising him. I don't know about her husband, but as an innocent 14 year old, I thought all my birthdays and Christmases had come at once! :(|):(|):(|)
 
Hell no! I went back every week after that hoping for a repeat performance! :)):)):))
 
Guinea pig slave said:
:(|) Had lots of them tbh but one that will always make me cringe was at an Officers Mess dinner (my ex hubby was in the forces)
Very formal affair at a plush venue with one of those huge, elegant staircases going the full width of the room ?/ I had to powder my nose and managed to faultlessly get up the stairs but coming back down was a different story.
I was wearing new stiletto mules and a long dress...tripped and crashed to the bottom of the stairs knocking a waiter with a tray full of drinks flying - the drinks ended up in some posh woman's lap :p
The whole room went silent and my hubby just looked in the other direction :red
Another time at a Christmas do, I got a bit carried away to the 80's music, flailing my arms around and smacked someone full force around the back of the head :x
I've fallen through a door into a crowded pub (where the guy who helped me is now my current partner), walked through town with a skirt that had split revealing my undies and grabbed a hat off a womans head shouting that she 'looked like an old tart' thinking it was my mate :{ It wasn't :x
The list goes on...
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Is it just me, or do all of these tales involve alcohol? :))
 
well, i was waiting at my kids primary school to bring them home, and i had a little wind, being stood around alot of other parents i kinda, held it, lol. then my kids come out and with them handing me all their luggage as usual, i forgot about the wind and it sneaked out, quietly.....i thought i was safe, till luke my youngest, aged 7 shouted out, MUMMMMM, have * trumped! me going red quickly blamed it on the drain that was very very close to us, i dont think he was convinced but i think i got away with it :)):)):)):)):)):))
 
jammybaby said:
well, i was waiting at my kids primary school to bring them home, and i had a little wind, being stood around alot of other parents i kinda, held it, lol. Then my kids come out and with them handing me all their luggage as usual, i forgot about the wind and it sneaked out, quietly.....i thought i was safe, till luke my youngest, aged 7 shouted out, mummmmm, have * trumped! Me going red quickly blamed it on the drain that was very very close to us, i dont think he was convinced but i think i got away with it :)):)):)):)):)):))
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hahahhaha!:))
 
jammybaby said:
well, i was waiting at my kids primary school to bring them home, and i had a little wind, being stood around alot of other parents i kinda, held it, lol. then my kids come out and with them handing me all their luggage as usual, i forgot about the wind and it sneaked out, quietly.....i thought i was safe, till luke my youngest, aged 7 shouted out, MUMMMMM, have * trumped! me going red quickly blamed it on the drain that was very very close to us, i dont think he was convinced but i think i got away with it :)):)):)):)):)):))
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hahhaha thats hilarious!:L:Pxxxx
 
The worst for me was when I was at school and I had just starting going out with this boy, was walking to assembly and got excited when I saw him to go say hello, i tripped over flat on my face lol!

Also those times when you have the farts badly that are silent but deadly, someone always manages to get a whiff of it so I'm quick to blame it on someone else lol!
 
When I worked for Barclays back in the 80's (well someone had to ) - It was my 1st day on the till - it was a huge branch in Slough with a massive banking hall that echoed - well this old dear came in who asked me where she had to go to open a savings account - so I told her and she kept saying I cant hear you I cant hear you - I'm hard of hearing - so I shouted out to a packed banking hall "It's just down there - under the " - the banking hall erupted in laughter and she just said thank you deary and walked off! hell of a first day on the tills!:))
 
Well there was one time I went into school thinking it was mufti, turns out everyone else was in school uniforms :L From then on I always had to make sure 100% that it was a non-school uniform day
 
I came out of the girl's washroom on my first day of high school with the back of my skirt tucked into my panties. Of course the hallway was PACKED full of students, most of whom I had never seen before in my life. I ran back into the bathroom and spent the entire first period there, until one of my girl friends came in to get me, finally convincing me to come out. There were no hazings for freshman that could have embarrassed me more! I was so mortified. I begged my mum to let me be home schooled after that, which she repeatedly declined.
 
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