louise_stocker
Teenage Guinea Pig
Piggies do have a really tough life.
Choosing where to sleep, kicking the piggie who's currently sleeping there out of the way, listening out for noises that might indicate food is coming, posing for photographs, complaining that there's not enough food or they are bored of what they've got and would like something else, fighting over a particular piece of hay that someone else is eating, getting bored of it and then fighting someone else over a different bit, chasing the vaccum cleaner, inspecting every new thing that enters the cage to make sure it comes up to health & safety standards, overlooking hoomans cleaning out the cage to make sure they do it right and then rearranging everything because the stupid hooman did it wrong... I could do on...
Its tiring just thinking about it!
Choosing where to sleep, kicking the piggie who's currently sleeping there out of the way, listening out for noises that might indicate food is coming, posing for photographs, complaining that there's not enough food or they are bored of what they've got and would like something else, fighting over a particular piece of hay that someone else is eating, getting bored of it and then fighting someone else over a different bit, chasing the vaccum cleaner, inspecting every new thing that enters the cage to make sure it comes up to health & safety standards, overlooking hoomans cleaning out the cage to make sure they do it right and then rearranging everything because the stupid hooman did it wrong... I could do on...
Its tiring just thinking about it!