Banana
Junior Guinea Pig
I was in the kitchen making packed lunches this morning when OH came downstairs as he always does, sits on the bottom stair and puts his shoes on.
There's silence for a while then:
OH: Anna
ME: Yes?
OH: Something has happened that should never happen again
ME: Oh dear...
OH: I put my foot in my shoe and felt something in there, so I tipped up the shoe and guess what fell out
ME: ?
OH: It was a guinea pig poo, Anna. Guinea pig poos should never be in my shoe.
I then rush over, clear up offending poo (was dry and v. hard btw) and promise not to let it happen again. I can't for the life of me figure out how it got there in the first place! :{
There's silence for a while then:
OH: Anna
ME: Yes?
OH: Something has happened that should never happen again
ME: Oh dear...
OH: I put my foot in my shoe and felt something in there, so I tipped up the shoe and guess what fell out
ME: ?
OH: It was a guinea pig poo, Anna. Guinea pig poos should never be in my shoe.
I then rush over, clear up offending poo (was dry and v. hard btw) and promise not to let it happen again. I can't for the life of me figure out how it got there in the first place! :{