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Piggy Dating Thread

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Hoggle*&*Ludo

Hoggle*&*Ludo

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My boys have decided they need girlfriends and they asked me to see if there are any "fit pigs" out there who fit the bill! :(|)

For all those with single sows who are looking for online love, post their profiles and photos and I will go through it with them tonight, you might even get a pic of them on the laptop as per pics I have seen in other threads! ;)
 
Pebbles love hugo... and she said she wouldn't mind sharing her hay ;)

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How could you possible turn down this face :)!

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I am afraid furby is already attached to winks and i think cottonbud quite likes Jive (sometimes yes sometimes no)
 
Ah this is so cute, Pebbles is adorable! She is spayed isn't she? They said ''even better!'' ;):(|)

They also said Furby and Cottonbud know where to find them if they are back on the market!
 
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Ah this is so cute, Pebbles is adorable! She is spayed isn't she? They said ''even better!'' ;):(|)

They also said Furby and Cottonbud know where to find them if they are back on the market!
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Yes she is, so no woman problems and she's not hormonal, what more can the boys ask for. She said She needs a man and Fred isn't fulfilling her needs and she doesn't like sharing with Wilma ;)!
 
hahaha! love it!


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I am Pheobe, I am two next month! I like to daydream but don't get the wrong idea, I'm fiesty and need a man with a backbone. I do like my alone time, I also like exploring with Beth. I like fine dining and good conversation. WHEEEEEEK!


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I'm Ruby, I am also two next month. I like my food, any grub does me! As long as it's available in vast quantities and don't have to share! I like to boss pigs around, I don't tolerate fools well. But I have a motherly instinct, I look after Mags because she kinda tagged onto me as a piglet and I can't get rid of her! Mom says I'm beautiful too!


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Hiyaaaa! I'm Bethany, but you can call me Bethy! I love to cuddle up and have snuggles with my friends and mommy, I love all girly things too! Mom got me this pink flower decoration for our cage once that I adored, until Ruby ate it. :x I am two in May, maybe we can eat cucumber cake together under the stars to celebrate? I like to have my hair done by Ruby, but hate it when mommy has a go. As if she could manage my locks!


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Hello! I'm Maggie-May! I'm two on the 12th of May, presentwise I like anything a can lie on (until that dreaded Ruby pushes me off!), preferably in pink! I'm a pretty girl, so you'll be very lucky if I decide to date you, mommy tells me so, but she underestimates it really. I'm beauuutiful! I love practical jokes and running around, I could give Lindford Christy a run for his money! I do enjoy cuddles, but on MY turns. Maybe we could meet up in the run and have a snack of grass, then fun and frolics under the partial shade?
 
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Would one of the boys be interested in Cariad? She's a coronet like them with a lilac and buff face.
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She's a very shy and bashful girl, so she would need a very good chat-up line! ;)
 
Gosh, they are spoilt for choice! :o

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Think Hoggle could swing that one with Cariad, he definately has a big mouth on him! :))
 
Cariad would very much like setting up a chat with Hoggle! x)
 
That is that then, Hoggle has found love! x):(|)

We need a taker for Ludo, she has to like the quiet, laid back kind of guy. He is a little bit cheeky though, he steals food from mouths. :(|)
 
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That is that then, Hoggle has found love! x):(|)

We need a taker for Ludo, she has to like the quiet, laid back kind of guy. He is a little bit cheeky though, he steals food from mouths. :(|)
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Pebbles did change his name to Hugo, but she said she's not interested anymore cause she wasn't picked :(

Just so Ludo can see what he's missing

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She has found love...
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Ludo has just called me crying saying he can't believe I let her go to someone else, he is begging for another chance! :0

I knew this would end in tears! :))
 
He has gorgeous lips, a lovely chunky bum and he is very handsome and quiet, he isn't the type to stray, he wants to settle down and marry eventually. ;)
 
She wants pigtures, and would like to know his favourite foods?

She says she loves most things.. but she especially likes peppers, and she gets all excited when her piggie mummy gives her veggies!
 
Cariad would like to know whether Hoggle like his pellets as much as her? She prefers Burgess and thinks it's not fair that she has to eat her veg first before she gets them!
 
I am just going to dig out some photos! I will get some of Hoggle too for Cariad. x)

Both their favourite foods are cucumber, celery, lettuce and peppers (mainly green). When it comes to herbs, they pull them out of each others mouths! :(|)

With regards to pellets, they both love the Woodland's food and forage. :)
 
Well i know your calling for ladies but Smokey had other ideas! he is rather fond of Bandit in a not so good way if you know what i mean! Bandit has had enough and says he has to go to save his sanity.For quite a while Smokey has enjoyed the company of other males rather than females and thinks he is to sexy for Bandit anyways,
He enjoys slumping over the table at dinner time and long days relaxing
So what does Ludo think:))

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Being a typical mum, I am getting some baby photos out ;)

Hoggle
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Ludo
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Ludo is the closest one to the camera...
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They like to go to the cinema...
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They like to chat over a cuppa...(Hoggle has the white fringe)
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They also like to spend time at the gym and have a jacuzzi and massage...
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King Boris, they are both very impressed! Everyone's piggies are stunners! My boys are lucky to have such a choice! :)
 
Ohhh my goodness, this is hilarious!

Sophia Mae is wondering is she can add herself to Ludo's shortlist. Sophia is a nice quiet kind of girl, she will never, ever boss Ludo about. Ever! She doesn't get grumpy at all. She'll go away if she's told, she doesn't snatch food or disrespect anyone. Sweetness itself. :)

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What a stunner! x) I am sure Ludo will agree!

Although Hoggle is already loved up with Cariad, he is slightly jealous of the ladies fighting over Ludo! :))
 
Cariad says that she loves the baby pictures (sadly she hasn't any of herself) and that she likes Hoggles white crest! But she would be rather miffed if he strayed - she has to share her husband with six other girls and would appreciate a steady kind of guy!
 
Can't believe how quickly Hoggle found love! Must be fate! Don't worry, think Hoggle is in love, he won't stray!

However with Ludo, he has a rather large harem now...

Phoebe
Ruby
Bethy
Maggie-May
Pebbles
Smokey ;)
Sophia Mae

Lucky boy! x)
 
pulling a name out of a pile of hay may be the way to find the lady of his fate!
 
I am actually going to do that when I get home lovelygirl! :))

Ah I am glad Cariad is happy, I know the Hoggmeister is on cloud 9 at the moment! :)
 
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