piggy inventions we need

[AgentF]

my suggestion for a piggy invention that someone should invent is a cage with see through bars, that way you can attach the bottle keep the piggy safe inside and when they do those poses that you cant photograph coz the bars ruin them, it wont matter coz the bars will be invisible and you can take photo through them.

 

[MemberY]

Mmmmmm maybe OR a camera with a long very thin zoom lense that fits through the bars? ;D
Mind you, I just take my piggies out and plonk them on my lap or a towel on the chair for their photoshoots. The c & c cages are good too because there in no top so I can point and shoot :

 

[MemberX]

Or water bottles that don't leak and a good friendly pig cleaner that gets pee scold off!

 

[MemberY]

Gosh yes, non leaky water bottles, mine all leak even though I spent a small fortune on the expensive glass ones with double ball bearing, supposedly leak proof >

 

[Sophie1307]

Yeah Water Bottles that don't leak would be good. Would buy Ezi Filla but they're quite expensive :o

 

[AgentF]

long lens camera is too simple, would never have thought of that. Fugly does these great begging looks with paws on the bars and I cant take good photos

I have a very good water bottle touch wood it hasnt leaked yet and I have had it about 2 months which is a record, it is made by SuperPet and I got it at p@h it has plastic duck in it to remind you to fill it, not that I need reminding.

 

[MemberY]

Thats the one I have, I am sure it is glass and it has the duck in it. It still leaks

 

[AgentF]

mine isnt glass its a sort of blue coloured plastic and has a flat back so it slots into the bracket which you attach to cage.

 

[MemberY]

I have long thought about making a maze for them, which I want to do when we move and have a huge garden I think I would make it out of thin willow, all entwined with lots of different ways to go, like a real maze and I would stuff hay all through it and hide treats in it. Sad aren`t I?

Oh ok, that is a different one, mine was nearly £10 and it is crap :o

 

[AgentF]

no you are not sad just obsessed like the rest of us ;D ;D ;D ;D

my bottle was about £4 and I think its brilliant.

 

[spudnik]

Or water bottles that don't leak and a good friendly pig cleaner that gets pee scold off!

vinegar with a bit of hot water leave it on for 10 mins then wash it off brings the pee stains off O0

 

[Pumpkinpiggie]

Or water bottles that don't leak and a good friendly pig cleaner that gets pee scold off!

vinegar with a bit of hot water leave it on for 10 mins then wash it off brings the pee stains off O0

yep O0 Vinegar then a spinkle of bi carb or baking powder brings it off a treat

 

[MemberX]

Oh great thanks, I'll give that a try. S&T's indoor Lavander Lodge is looking like it needs a good clean!

 

[AgentF]

I think we need piggy proof wires that they can nibble as much as they like and never damage, would also apply that to skirting board, doors and carpet

would make piggy proofing so much easier ;D

 

[MemberY]

I want someone to invent a hoover that can cope with piggy poop and bits of hay, mine gets clogged up all the time

 

[Jillybean]

Yes please I'll have one of those hoovers. Also, I'd like a machine which you fill with all the soiled newspaper, bedding etc and it compacts it into the size of a brick.

And a female blow-up guinea doll for my 3 boys who seem to think about sex a lot (I am talking about guineas here) so they can have some fun without the resulting babies!

 

[AgentF]

Yes please I'll have one of those hoovers. Also, I'd like a machine which you fill with all the soiled newspaper, bedding etc and it compacts it into the size of a brick.

And a female blow-up guinea doll for my 3 boys who seem to think about sex a lot (I am talking about guineas here) so they can have some fun without the resulting babies!

How do you know they are thinking about sex? ;D ;D ;D

 

[AgentF]

I want someone to invent a hoover that can cope with piggy poop and bits of hay, mine gets clogged up all the time

Can you add the function that it will find the one poo you always manage to miss as it has roll right back against the wall

 

[grommit]

Lol! i want that hoover! And a girl-piggie-smell-repelling jumper so i dont have to keep changing when i go to see my boy piggies! ;D

 

[Jillybean]

Yes please I'll have one of those hoovers. Also, I'd like a machine which you fill with all the soiled newspaper, bedding etc and it compacts it into the size of a brick.

And a female blow-up guinea doll for my 3 boys who seem to think about sex a lot (I am talking about guineas here) so they can have some fun without the resulting babies!

How do you know they are thinking about sex? ;D ;D ;D
It's the guinea porn mags hidden under the hutch ... ;D ;D Was trying to think of a suitable name for such magazine but can't! I'm sure someone on here can! I just get the impression that it's on their minds a lot. What with all the mounting, strutting, scent marking etc.

 

[AgentF]

hmmmmmmmm havent looked under Fuglys cage recently wonder if he is hiding anything?

 

[Jillybean]

Lol! i want that hoover! And a girl-piggie-smell-repelling jumper so i dont have to keep changing when i go to see my boy piggies! ;D

Yes I want one of those. I've just brought my boys down for a run round and was on the phone to my sister and kept thinking, what is that smell. Of course, it was Jacob, he's good at that. Proves my cold is getting better though if I can smell it!

Or y-fronts for the guineas, that might work.

 

[grommit]

he he he! that really tickled me!
Imagining my boys in y fronts! ;D

 

[Jillybean]

Mine would have to wear boxers/briefs, they're less than a year old: y fronts would be too old fashioned.

 

[Racheylcg]

I'd like a brush thats shaped to clean the inside of bottles (bottle brushes just dont seem to do the job). It gets on my nerves as I clean them evry day but still seem to end of with mould!

 

[Alfie]

I'd like a brush thats shaped to clean the inside of bottles (bottle brushes just dont seem to do the job). It gets on my nerves as I clean them evry day but still seem to end of with mould!
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A few grains of rice in the bottle with a little water. Lid on, a vigourous shake. Throw rice away, you should have a nice clean bottle. O0

 

[Jane]

I'd like a brush thats shaped to clean the inside of bottles (bottle brushes just dont seem to do the job). It gets on my nerves as I clean them evry day but still seem to end of with mould!

A few grains of rice in the bottle with a little water. Lid on, a vigourous shake. Throw rice away, you should have a nice clean bottle. O0

I bend my bottle brushes too to fit round them otherwise you can't get into the bit where spout bit screws on if you know what I mean.

 

[AgentF]

must try the grains of rice trick

Thanks