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Dear fellow forum piggies,
today we were brutally taken from our lovely home, placed into two boxes, thoroughly shaken for about half an hour ... and then we arrived at a place our slave calls the garden.
Okay, I have to confess that it was pretty nice to spend time outside, eating fresh grass.

BUT then we didn't go back home, back to our lovely cage, back to the room we know.
NO, we are still here ... inside the house, in a room we hardly know, in a minuscule cage ... and not AT HOME!

Our slave knows exactley that I don't like to spend time away from home. It is bad enough when our slave has to go away ... though I don't really understand why slaves feel the need to go away at all.
But today she is definitely NOT away. She is right here. So why can't she take us home?

Yours utterly miserable
Tessy
 
Oh Tessy,

We are horrified at your mistreatment, and we are horrified at the humans for allowing it to happen! How dare they? Don't they realise change is bad?!
 
Oh Tess, I’m so sorry to hear what a traumatising day you’ve had. You need to put your paw down and protest. Maybe then the slaves will take you back to your proper home, not this useless substitute.

PS send some grass our way. All I hear is the slave complaining about it being dry and hot 🧐
 
Hope you get to go home soon Tessy. Enjoy your grass, we no longer get to go outside, and grass deliverys have shrunk. Something about the grass being dead, and the Slaves refuse to give it a drink.
Wheeks Hector and Hamish.
 
Where has your Slave taken you to Tessy?
Our family has got a small garden in Vienna. It's not a long car ride from my appartement, so usualy I only go there for the day and the piggies stay at home.
But now I have got a few days off and decided to take the chance to spend three days here, before the next heatwave hits Vienna. At the moment we only get up to 28-30° max, which is really nice for a change. But unfortunately it's also really dry, most of the green grass burnt during the last heatwave. So it's not easy to find a nice spot for them in the garden. But yesterday it worked out fine and they all enjoyed it. Quite a bit of popcorning from Bonny who isn't the popcorning type usually.
Just Tessy sulking on her balcony. (The balcony I bought for these occasions and especially for Tessy.
 
Oh Tess, I’m so sorry to hear what a traumatising day you’ve had. You need to put your paw down and protest. Maybe then the slaves will take you back to your proper home, not this useless substitute.

PS send some grass our way. All I hear is the slave complaining about it being dry and hot 🧐
Thank you for understanding!
The others in my group don't really understand my problems.
I'll try to put some grass in an envelope and send it your way. But it probably won't stay green sooo long. Maybe I could send it via PM? :hmm:

Or eat it myself? And think of you while eating it. :inn::whistle:
 
Hope you get to go home soon Tessy. Enjoy your grass, we no longer get to go outside, and grass deliverys have shrunk. Something about the grass being dead, and the Slaves refuse to give it a drink.
Wheeks Hector and Hamish.
I'm really sorry that your grass delivery has shrunk. What are summers for if not for grass deliveries?
My slave has been mumbling about it being too dry as well. :eek:
 
We have got our person quite well trained as far as grass goes. We are not expected to find our own, she walks miles to find the freshest greenest grass for us. We are properly appreciative, most of the time. But even she is complaining a bit today about how hot it is outside, and she really doesn't want to go out looking for grass today. She is putting it off while she has a cold drink and tries to remember where she saw that juicy patch yesterday...
Much love
Kanga (senior pig-in-the-house) and Fifi Fluffybottom (apprentice mischief-brewer)
 
We have got our person quite well trained as far as grass goes. We are not expected to find our own, she walks miles to find the freshest greenest grass for us. We are properly appreciative, most of the time. But even she is complaining a bit today about how hot it is outside, and she really doesn't want to go out looking for grass today. She is putting it off while she has a cold drink and tries to remember where she saw that juicy patch yesterday...
Much love
Kanga (senior pig-in-the-house) and Fifi Fluffybottom (apprentice mischief-brewer)
Dear Kanga,
looks like you have a very dedicated slave. Not like ours. :soz:
Congratulations on your training skills!
Wheeks Tessy
 
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