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Please save us from this piggy slave mad-woman

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Wingus-dingus

Wingus-dingus

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Hello everyone
Wingus here, I am afraid I have had to resort to hijacking her computer once again to plea to you to save us from our slave.
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Some of you may remember we had to take drastic action and complain once before due to the lack of crudites on best china http://www.theguineapigforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=54305
Well I am afraid this week things have gone from bad to worse, I'll hand you over to Stewie, I can barely type from shock
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Thanks Wingus take a break mate. Well SHE started going on over the weekend about our surprise, and how much we'd like the Early Learning Centre Ball Pit, we didn't have a clue what that was but we thought maybe things are looking up. HOW WRONG WE WERE! ------ ITS PINK!
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How, I ask you, are two full blooded G-Whistle Boars supposed to live down this hideously rosy thing, and you will note still no best china dish, tea was just strewn on the ground -- PLEEEEEASE save us from this embarrassment
Love Stewie & Wingus x
 
Oh you poor babies! I think you should advertise for a new piggy slave!
 
Hey guys, Archie here...I've not done this before so sorry for the mistakes :)
I cannot believe that you slave would do such a disgraceful thing to you. I thought mine was bad enough giving me a pink cuddle cup :o. I try to show my disgust by using it as my toilet, but it still just gets washed (which makes it smell all flowery :)>>>) and put back in again. I feel for you boys I really do.
Sorry to hear of your misfortune. Try to find a better slave if possible ;)
 
Awww.... c'mon guys. Whee think that real men can wear pink.

Lots of kisses from Flumpet, Delilah and Minx. xx>>>
 
flips said:
Awww.... c'mon guys. Whee think that real men can wear pink.

Lots of kisses from Flumpet, Delilah and Minx. xx>>>
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Obviously can't rely on you for any support (your just girls) we demand Blue preferably with pictures of Cars, and bikes and Xboxes, robots and Star Boars

Were real men Grrrrrrr

W&S x
 
Hee hee. If piggies ruled the world:{ They look very contented to me..
 
I think that you are protesting too loudly because you are worried about what other boars would think if they knew that the two of you actually secretly liked it! :x:))
 
caviaporcellus said:
I think that you are protesting too loudly because you are worried about what other boars would think if they knew that the two of you actually secretly liked it! :x:))
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Surely you couldn't think such a thing of us, just look at those cute, yet very manly, dare I say Bond-esk Jawlines, do we look like we like Pink Huh!
 
Note from Harvey and Artie: This pink business our slaves have got into seems to be a common occurrence..our slave put PINK and pink flowers (!) cozy cups and blankets in our hutch this morning it’s a terrible state of affairs! I think we should start a protest!
: )) Personally I quite like the pink ball it it looks lovely!
 
There's nothing else to do but poop for England lads!
Show that slave of yours what you really think of pink!
Refuse cuddles and when ever the camera comes out run like mad away from it!

Stick up for us guys pleeease before you know it our slaves will be buying bows and stuff for us boars!

Deepest sympathies
from Edward and Jacob x
 
Aw guys, that's not fair is it! Even our cage isn't pink, it's blue and brown with a purple pigloo :) Chins up, if you wheek nicely your human might give you extra veggies to make up for the pinkness!

xx Poppy and Phoebe xx
 
Johnny here, well I live with 4 mad females and they love pink and so does my slave. But I have the male slave on my side who stops her from giving me pink stuff too much, though I do love my cozy with the pink pirate skull things on it :)
 
Hi guys, it's Bumble, my slave put me in this pink thing the other night when she was cleaning me out, she said it was so I could have a run around...excuse me, I am a big fat laid back Swiss, we don't run around, we sleep and eat and chill! Anyways, I am most certainly NOT a pink fan, I too am much more keen on blue with pics of cars and bikes and Star Boars (but not that Daft Fader bloke, he is really scary and sounds like he's spent too long on really poor quality wood shavings), so I showed Mum what I though of it by pooing aaaaaaall over it and weeing in all four corners :D

She also disliked it even more when she tried to fold it down and it pinged in her face hehehehe!
 
Sexy here: My slave has a pink baby fleece she uses for me, and i used to have butterfly stickers on the outside of my cage...disgusting!grrrr
 
lol, i love this! the ball pit is a brilliant idea tho!:)):)):))
 
flintstones said:
I personally love it, does it fold away easily?
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Hi Flintstones,

Our only consolation in this whole sorry affair was to watch slave trying to fold the dratted pink monstrosity up, 20 mins of contortions swearing and cursing.
He-he-he and its still two times as big as the box she was trying to get it back into, even Mr Slave couldn't do it

Revenge is sweet

Wingus & Stewie x
 
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Sherbet here : Me and the girls (Ebony, Rolo, Truffles and Smartie) think it looks lovely .... wheee have pink fleeces and blue one too but all 5 of us think you both look very handsome in pink ;) In fact I'm going to get my slave to print off a pigture of you boys and you can be our pin up boys today :))
 
CandyFloss said:
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Sherbet here : Me and the girls (Ebony, Rolo, Truffles and Smartie) think it looks lovely .... wheee have pink fleeces and blue one too but all 5 of us think you both look very handsome in pink ;) In fact I'm going to get my slave to print off a pigture of you boys and you can be our pin up boys today :))
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Heeeelllooooo Ladies, at last recognition of our true man-ish handsomeness, Signed photos are available for a small fee of 3 carrots, half a sweetcorn and a bunch of parsley W&S x
 
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