Lilly
Adult Guinea Pig
Peanut Butter went in for his monthly dental work yesterday morning. When I picked the boys up as the receptioninst was taking my payment she looked at her computer screen and asked me what was wrong with PB that he has to come in every month. After I explained she asked me "how long to they live?".
I said on average 5 years which means plenty die after 2 or 3 but some live as long as 7 or 10, the world record is 14 and I really hope PB lives to at least 10 and I'm going on and on until I realise she is calculating the cost of his treatment by how long he will live and frowning! I then said, well I could always PTS him or let him die a horrible death with his teeth growing through his mouth and starvation. Well, that startled her - the look of horror on her face! Oh yes, right, she says.
I somehow don't think she is in the right job.
I said on average 5 years which means plenty die after 2 or 3 but some live as long as 7 or 10, the world record is 14 and I really hope PB lives to at least 10 and I'm going on and on until I realise she is calculating the cost of his treatment by how long he will live and frowning! I then said, well I could always PTS him or let him die a horrible death with his teeth growing through his mouth and starvation. Well, that startled her - the look of horror on her face! Oh yes, right, she says.
I somehow don't think she is in the right job.