Scary Father Christmas Thread

[sport_billy]

Christmas, what a beautiful time of year... Time with family, friends, food, drink and of course the of year when a man with a great big white beard gains access to your house through the chimney or a magic key....

Worried? Well you should be! Father Christmas doesn't always look like you expect him too as this thread will attest to....

 

[sport_billy]

Let's start us off.

It' Christmas Eve and nothing is stirring but a mouse, oh and this frightening looking chap, best not go downstaris until you are sure he has left....

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[Bill & Ted]

OMG look where he has his hand

 

[Pawz]

OMG look where he has his hand

Yikes! I was too distracted by the hairy face to even notice that trauma!

 

[Flutterby]

That face...

 

[Betsy]

 

[BossHogg]

Just a few!

 

[Pawz]

Oh holy hell that 3rd one down @BossHogg it’s like Santa and Davy Jones had a love child.

 

[BossHogg]

I love your avatar, it looks like my rainbow bun Mary.

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Lorcan]

That last one is hilarious, that poor, poor child

 

[Flutterby]

Childhood trauma to deal with for years.

 

[Pawz]

I love your avatar, it looks like my rainbow bun Mary.

Thanks, thats Spock. Maybe he and Mary are frolicking together up there.

 

[weepweeps]

Those Santa’s are so scary. Bet those kids are all still having nightmares.

 

[Pawz]

That last one is hilarious, that poor, poor child

Santa and the Easter bunny combo? I am really not sure WHAT that is but it appears to have long ears. Do you remember that episode of Friends with the holiday armadillo?

 

[Lorcan]

Santa and the Easter bunny combo? I am really not sure WHAT that is but it appears to have long ears. Do you remember that episode of Friends with the holiday armadillo?

I think it looks less like a bunny and more like a very cranky cat. Or maybe a fox, with the longer muzzle. Do cats have muzzles?

 

[BossHogg]

Some more!

 

[VickiA]

Drunk or beaten up? Vote now...

 

[Pawz]

I feel so lucky, I mean I KNOW my mother subjected me to this as a child and I have memories of having to stand outside his little hut many times. But I don’t recall ANY of the actual Father Christmases. They must have been pretty bad to be wiped from memory completely but at least there’s no underlying trauma

 

[Lorcan]

Some more!




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I...I...I....

 

[Bill & Ted]

Drunk or beaten up? Vote now...View attachment 192193

Dunk and beaten up with womens hands

 

[VickiA]

Dunk and beaten up with womens hands

For a second, I thought he may be suffering an allergic reaction to his wig - I mean his hair and beard - but then I think he's had a few too many sherries and been caught kissing too many mummies under the mistletoe

 

[Lady Kelly]

I don't remember the Santa's from when I was little but when I was 16/17 I worked in a toy shop. We got a Santa in and he was horrible. Smelt of stale alcohol and made lewd comments about all the young female staff, I refused to work anywhere near him

 

[BossHogg]

I was only there for a week.

 

[Betsy]

 

[Flutterby]

 

[Lorcan]

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And the baby's like "Are we finished yet?"

 

[VickiA]

I don't remember going to see Santa when I was young. But we really didn't have any spare cash to spend on visiting the shopping centre/department store grotto, so we probably didn't get to go when I was young. And seeing these photos, I am actually very relieved.

 

[Pawz]

This poor child

 

[Pawz]