Betsy
Paw Holder
Sir Saxon Canute has his serious face on sat behind his desk awaiting complaints from piggies in forumland.
Sir Saxon Canute is ready to help piggies with their wayward slaves.
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Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Sir Saxon, what would you do if your slave fed and tended to the cats first and waited till they settle down for bringing piggy breakfast?
We can hear her up and moving, but have to wait.
Chez
We can hear her up and moving, but have to wait.
Chez
Ramia
Forum Donator 2025/26
Also, what would you do if she said the words "darn you, Chez" when you peed on the coroplast?
"Mrs Tiggy Winkle
Senior Guinea Pig
Maybe Sir Saxon Canute will agree with me that when Slaves say "Darn you" and use other disrespectful language towards their piggies, the piggies should pee even more often on the coroplast, especially the really long pees if possible full of sludge.
Betsy
Paw Holder
Dear Chez
Your Slave clearly doesn't realise that Guinea Pigs are the Master Race and cats are not. Cats like to think they are but that is because they are aloof so Slaves treat them differently to any other pets. To use profanity towards you Chez is disgraceful behaviour and I agree with @Truffolo that you should pee lots of sludgy wee all over the coroplast.
To make you Slave see sense you need to:-
- Bar chew (making sure you don't break your teeth).
- Attempt and hopefully succeed in pulling the spout out of your water bottle and taking a quick impromptu shower.
- Perfect the death nap.
- Do lots of stinky poops.
Sir Saxon Canute
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