Lorcan
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Fellow Goblins and Guinea Pigs -
The human keeps giving us soft stuff that he insists is hay. He insists it's exactly what we need. He even insists it's timothy and orchard hay blended together, and we love timothy hay, and we love the orchard hay we've had before too. This is correct. Timothy and orchard are delicious.
They're also supposed to be spiky and hard and stab the human in the foot when he's had to walk into the cage. They're not supposed to be soft enough to sleep in. We mean, the human says otherwise, but he's only human. What does he know?
Humans are silly.
- The Goblins.
The human keeps giving us soft stuff that he insists is hay. He insists it's exactly what we need. He even insists it's timothy and orchard hay blended together, and we love timothy hay, and we love the orchard hay we've had before too. This is correct. Timothy and orchard are delicious.
They're also supposed to be spiky and hard and stab the human in the foot when he's had to walk into the cage. They're not supposed to be soft enough to sleep in. We mean, the human says otherwise, but he's only human. What does he know?
Humans are silly.
- The Goblins.