something to impress your loved ones this valentines day.

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purplegem1985

A choice of poems

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

>but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

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>I thought that I could love no other

>Until, that is, I met your brother

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>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and

>so is your head.

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>Of loving beauty you float with grace

>If only you could hide your face

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>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

>This describes everything you are not

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>I want to feel your sweet embrace

>But don't take that paper bag off of your face

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>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

>Marrying you screwed up my life

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>I see your face when I am dreaming

>That's why I always wake up screaming

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>My love you take my breath away

>What have you stepped in to smell this way

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>My feelings for you no words can tell

>Except for maybe "go to hell"

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>What inspired this amorous rhyme?

>Two parts vodka, one part lime
 
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Kellie

LOL, they are good arnt they, I posted them on GPW the other day , so funny!
 
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