It sounds like your piggies are on the right track. Ophelia's (or Bianca's) just aren't any better. At least there is no-one on this forum who would consider someone peering at, and squeezing, piggy poos mad! I took a nice little pot of them as a present for the vet. (She wanted card payment, though

).
I don't think Ophelia will ever talk to me again. Not only am I not giving her veggies, but I tried to snatch a nice green leaf from her mouth today.... This isn't me being neurotic about withholding veg-- it is because their outside hutch is near a clematis, which I have now learnt is poisonous to guinea pigs, so when I saw that she had a yummy fresh leaf in her mouth, I was alarmed and tried to get hold of it. And I kept on trying to extract it as that leaf got smaller and smaller and she kept moving further and further away! She ate the whole thing. (I realised afterwards that it hadn't been a clematis leaf after all, so no panic, and it was only one anyway, I kept telling myself.) As it is, whenever she has food (just a few pellets now

) she runs away to eat it facing the wall because Bianca will try to tug it out of her mouth, and now, as far as she is concerned, she's got to hide it from me too because I will do the same. I'm trying to find other treats for them -- a forage parcel to come, hay cookies which should be here tomorrow ... Do you have any other suggestions?