starla
Adult Guinea Pig
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This is Summer. She is spoilt and thinks she's the queen :
here are her tips for piggies on looking after themselves and making sure they always look as good as her ;D
It's important to get enough sleep in the day
and whenever one of those hairless humans points a camera at you, check your face in the reflection
If you don't feel like having your picture taken, hide.
Eat your poops in front of humans to disgust them
Eat paper to prevent unsightly weight gain ;D
(I did take this off her)
If you feel confident about one part, flaunt it. I used to be a pig lips model. 8)
Always have black and white photographs taken - they are so flattering!
I look so good :
8)

It's important to get enough sleep in the day

and whenever one of those hairless humans points a camera at you, check your face in the reflection

If you don't feel like having your picture taken, hide.

Eat your poops in front of humans to disgust them

Eat paper to prevent unsightly weight gain ;D
(I did take this off her)

If you feel confident about one part, flaunt it. I used to be a pig lips model. 8)

Always have black and white photographs taken - they are so flattering!



I look so good :
