AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2010
- Messages
- 10,683
- Reaction score
- 94
- Points
- 920
Its very hard being a sow, you have many, many errands to do during the day.
Like....discussing the best way to nibble the newspapers under the vetbed without the slave noticing with the neighbours
Double checking that no eligible handsome gentleboar has left a love letter, or flowers at the door
Making sure the hay tubes are at nomable height, and if they are not, nomming the hay until they are
Aligning the new Alfalfa ring to fit perfectly centre.
Exercise some of the jaw muscles and ‘heavy lifting’
Tutting at the neighbours lack of get up and go...
con.....

Like....discussing the best way to nibble the newspapers under the vetbed without the slave noticing with the neighbours

Double checking that no eligible handsome gentleboar has left a love letter, or flowers at the door

Making sure the hay tubes are at nomable height, and if they are not, nomming the hay until they are

Aligning the new Alfalfa ring to fit perfectly centre.

Exercise some of the jaw muscles and ‘heavy lifting’

Tutting at the neighbours lack of get up and go...


con.....