AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2010
- Messages
- 10,683
- Reaction score
- 94
- Points
- 920
"Good afternoon Piggie Forum, I hope you don't mind...but i'd do like to show off my newly opened tearooms....since my Huspig has passed I think its high time to start a new project....yes...mmm.....carrot cake veggitibble soup, hay sandwiches all piggies needs catered for....mmmm"
"Oh it is a mighty fine Cafe, although i do need to find a lodger to live underneath, you know rent nowadays...very pricey...!"
(well if you didn't go round biting piggies bottoms Tabitha you'd be wed by now)
"Well, I think i need a gentlepig, I don't give piggiebacks to any old boar. Humph. And certainly not to pigs like my neighbours, what racket they make and play such odd games!"
-" Ready Artie? ONE.....TWO.....THREE......goo! Piggie relay race...who can nom the grass and get back to Gilamount Mansion the quickest?"
"Nmph- nom-ommm-mmmm I'm - nom-um- cer -nom-tainly-mm-the-um-gulp- the quickest Harvey....nmmmom."
"And hey? Whats wrong with us? We're excellent...prime boars, we'd make marvolous huspigs....we just choose to be explorers much better than dealing with miss pickey pants sows anyday."
"sniff....sniffle...I'm not a pirckly pants......sniff.....firstly...sniff...my hairs soft....and...sniff......I prefer quiet cuddley boars...sniff"


"Oh it is a mighty fine Cafe, although i do need to find a lodger to live underneath, you know rent nowadays...very pricey...!"


(well if you didn't go round biting piggies bottoms Tabitha you'd be wed by now)
"Well, I think i need a gentlepig, I don't give piggiebacks to any old boar. Humph. And certainly not to pigs like my neighbours, what racket they make and play such odd games!"
-" Ready Artie? ONE.....TWO.....THREE......goo! Piggie relay race...who can nom the grass and get back to Gilamount Mansion the quickest?"
"Nmph- nom-ommm-mmmm I'm - nom-um- cer -nom-tainly-mm-the-um-gulp- the quickest Harvey....nmmmom."

"And hey? Whats wrong with us? We're excellent...prime boars, we'd make marvolous huspigs....we just choose to be explorers much better than dealing with miss pickey pants sows anyday."

"sniff....sniffle...I'm not a pirckly pants......sniff.....firstly...sniff...my hairs soft....and...sniff......I prefer quiet cuddley boars...sniff"

