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lizz79

Hi thought id share a text message i got off my friend today, it made me smile ( hope it doesnt offend anyone)

NOWADAYS 80% OF WOMEN HAVE DECIDED AGAINST MARRIAGE, THEY HAVE REALISED THAT FOR 40Z OF SAUSAGE
IT IS NOT WORTH MARRYING THE WHOLE PIG........

Sorry if youve heard it before... :)
 
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cavykind

;D ;D ;D That is one of the funniest things I have read ;D ;D ;D

I shan't comment on the sentiments though ;)

Barbara
 

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I got a great one based on the Lords Prayer but about a well known item from Ann Summers, I can't post it Ellie would ban me LOL
 

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bev said:
I got a great one based on the Lords Prayer but about a well known item from Ann Summers, I can't post it Ellie would ban me LOL
Got that one its great!
 
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