Text message.

[lizz79]

Hi thought id share a text message i got off my friend today, it made me smile ( hope it doesnt offend anyone)

NOWADAYS 80% OF WOMEN HAVE DECIDED AGAINST MARRIAGE, THEY HAVE REALISED THAT FOR 40Z OF SAUSAGE
IT IS NOT WORTH MARRYING THE WHOLE PIG........

Sorry if youve heard it before...

 

[hils78]

Made me chuckle!

 

[cavykind]

;D ;D ;D That is one of the funniest things I have read ;D ;D ;D

I shan't comment on the sentiments though

Barbara

 

[Billies Mum]

;D

 

[minky]

;D

How very true !

 

[bevs]

I got a great one based on the Lords Prayer but about a well known item from Ann Summers, I can't post it Ellie would ban me LOL

 

[Mary]

I got a great one based on the Lords Prayer but about a well known item from Ann Summers, I can't post it Ellie would ban me LOL

Got that one its great!

 

[Niki]

Oh that made me ;D ;D

 

[snugglypig]

me too ;D ;D ;D ;D